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media:title>The Party of Weaklings/media:title>
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media:description>Mangy Fetlocks never ceases to be amazed at the depths to which Republican politicians will go to curry favor with a twice-impeached, pussy- grabbing multiply-indicted failed ex-president. For a party ostensibly waving the flag of "real men", "honor", "independence" and "patriotism", they seem to display NONE of those traits. As usual, Mangy wrote a song about it. Lyrics below.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time & time again.
First of all, we have Bill Barr,
who turned out to be our worst AG by far.
From down south, we’ve Lindsey Graham
who is proud to help Trump perpetrate a scam.
Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz.
To earn points, they both would gladly lick Trump’s shoes.
(on the bottom)
Ron DeSantis, J.D. Vance.
If requested they’d help Trump clean out his pants.
From Missouri comes Josh Hawley.
Seeing him just makes my skin feel go ‘creepy-crawly ‘.
From the crypt comes Stephen Miller
who looks like the monster from a horror thriller.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time & time again.
There are others, like Clarence Thomas,
who, for Trump, would break the law and any promise.
There’s Jim Jordan and James Comer.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber’s no misnomer.
There’re female versions too,
Kari Lake and Kristi Noem.
If they’re around be sure to keep your doggy close to home.
Jean Pirro, that gal on Fox,
who for breakfast just has wine out of a box.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time and time again.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>NY Courthouse / Meat Locker/title>
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name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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media:title>NY Courthouse / Meat Locker/media:title>
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media:description>They’re storing aging meat now at a courthouse in New York
It’s nearly 80 years old, and it smells like rotting pork.
They keep it cold inside there, so the lump won’t decompose
It cannot be a pleasant task for any, I suppose.
To keep a sentient bit of meat around for so damn long
to me, as an old farm boy, seems ridiculous and wrong.
The meat is turning orange, it’s too old for even stew.
To put it in high office is the last thing we should do.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Trump Offered Tour of South Dakota Gravel Pit/title>
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name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-05-01T13:00:06+00:00/published>
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media:title>Trump Offered Tour of South Dakota Gravel Pit/media:title>
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media:description>If it turns out that the release of Kristi Noem's autobiography has actually increased her odds of being Trump's VP, Donald should think VERY carefully about taking her up on her offer of a tour of the old gravel pit in her home town. Just sayin'.
It is time to escort Donald to the gravel pit.
since his followers believe that he’s the GOAT.
If he’s a super hero, he can handle it,
immune from bullets AND the popular vote.
Kristi Noem could be called. She’s got ammo and charm
and she’s unafraid to do what must be done on the farm.
It’s time to escort Donald to the gravel pit.
As far as trials go, he claims we should be done with it.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>"Doin' Time": A Ragtime Dance for Trump/title>
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name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-30T13:00:06+00:00/published>
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media:title>"Doin' Time": A Ragtime Dance for Trump/media:title>
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media:description>Nothing like this has ever happened before.
Never before have we seen such a crook.
Nothing like this has ever happened before.
Nixon was awful, but Donald is more.
Never before has a president been tried.
Never before has one broken such laws.
Never before has a president been tried.
Never before have we had such just cause.
This is the first legal case of its kind.
Donald set records in so many ways.
This is the first legal case of its kind.
Hope he is jailed for the rest of his days.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>A Song for Eric Trump/title>
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name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-30T00:54:55+00:00/published>
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media:title>A Song for Eric Trump/media:title>
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media:description>Eric Trump claims that his father has great stamina.
(He can nap for hours and hours and never tire.)
Nonetheless, to me, Trump’s simply an anathema,
with a son who’s either dumb, or just a liar.
copyright, 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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id>yt:video:hDzlrCM5NpA/id>
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title>Trumpers in The Mist (a song)/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-29T13:00:06+00:00/published>
updated>2024-05-01T01:47:23+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Trumpers in The Mist (a song)/media:title>
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media:description>I’ve been called a fantasist.
I’ve been called a socialist.
I’ve been called anarchist,
but those terms don’t get me pissed.
Trumper whining I’ve dismissed,
though the Trumper trolls persist.
They can’t tell a communist
from a online columnist.
9 of 10 on Trumper lists
are domestic terrorists,
some who suffer from a cyst
and as sycophants subsist.
While Trump morons still exist,
it is Putin THEY assist,
They should cease and thus desist,
and just learn to coexist.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Kristi Noem, NRA Hero/title>
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name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-28T13:00:06+00:00/published>
updated>2024-04-29T23:27:01+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Kristi Noem, NRA Hero/media:title>
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media:description>If Kristi Noem’s dog should upset her
Kristi runs inside to get her
trusty rifle to blow Fido off the map.
Then she’ll head out to the barn
‘cuz life is brutal on the farm
and she shoots a goat
to prove she won’t take crap.
For her kids, it was a lesson
so that they weren’t left to guessin’
what would happen if it’s mom that you let down.
She is not the type to trifle.
She’d load up her favorite rifle
and enlist another dog to track you down.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Time to Change Baby Trump!/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-27T13:05:37+00:00/published>
updated>2024-04-28T22:42:47+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Time to Change Baby Trump!/media:title>
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media:description>It's time Donald Trump gets called out for what he is. He's a baby. Mangy Fetlocks provides proof of that fact in this song.
Donald Tump’s rage tweeting as he’s sitting on the can.
I can tell you now fellers, he is not a real man,
‘Cuz he’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
Donald has a hissy when he feels that he’s aggrieved
or he thinks there ain’t enough attention he’s received
‘Cuz he’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
When he’s in the courtroom, every time he gets the chance
he’ll demand attention filling up his diaper pants, ‘cuz
He’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
Why should we all sit and listen to that whine?
(Wine is always better with some cheese.)
What makes The Don so damn cranky all the time
thinking he’s a king we must appease?
When he throws a tantrum, shouldn’t mess about
Sent him off to prison for a big ‘time out’.
‘Cuz he’s a baby. He needs a nap!
He’s a cranky little monster and he needs a change
because he’s full of crap./media:description>
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title>Defendant Trump Looks Sickly/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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media:title>Defendant Trump Looks Sickly/media:title>
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media:description>Defendant Trump looks sickly.
Defendant Trump looks weak.
Defendant Trump looks humbled.
Defendant Trump looks meek.
While sitting in the courtroom
(those times when he’s awake)
a presidential picture
is not what Donald makes.
He says nothing of substance,
he says nothing worthwhile.
He looks like he is gaseous
or poisoned by his bile.
His bitching is incessant
when he’s out in the hall.
He’s never kind or pleasant
or generous at all.
Defendant Trump is dying
a little more each day
Despite how hard he’s trying
he gives himself away.
By the time the trial is over
only a greasy stain
and lingering stench of lying
is all that will remain.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Donald Gets Bad News/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-26T13:00:06+00:00/published>
updated>2024-04-28T22:52:29+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Donald Gets Bad News/media:title>
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media:description>Like a shriveled mushroom,
like some wilted lettuce,
like a decomposing donut pecked at by a bird,
Donald’s in the courtroom
where he sits and sleeps
and he stinks and stares
and he gets bad news.
Like a broken record
that keeps on repeating
and keeps on repeating as he’s talking to the press.
Donald’s in the hallway
just outside of court
where the jury sits
to decide his fate.
Donald may be large but he is also really thick
Working with him, lawyers say, is like trying to train a brick.
Added to that is the fact that deep down, he’s a prick.
Me?, I like to compose songs to poke him with a stick.
Like a sleazy salesman,
like an online scammer,
like a psycho who's attacked good people with a hammer,
Donald’s in the courtroom
where he fouls the air
where he sits and scowls
as he gets bad news.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Rich and Miserable: The Paradox of Trump/title>
link rel="alternate" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSBfgC_-gE"/>
author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
uri>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-MgavIdxnjVMmIWonFl0sQ/uri>
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published>2024-04-25T13:00:06+00:00/published>
updated>2024-04-28T09:07:24+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Rich and Miserable: The Paradox of Trump/media:title>
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media:description>You can be a billionaire and also be a total failure. Did you know?
You may be as rich as Croesus and be hated nearly everywhere you go.
Having wealth ain’t worth a damn thing in the end if you are still bereft of love.
If you think success means cash, then here’s a dollar. (which I’ll tell you where to shove).
There are simple minded fools who think a guy like Trump’s a fabulous success,
but I’d like to tell them frankly, nearly every aspect of his life’s a mess.
For if money bought you happiness, by rights, he should be smiling ear to ear.
but instead, the whiny little bitch, complains ‘bout life to any one who’ll hear.
Money can’t buy you happiness.
Money can’t buy you friends.
It’s what is inside you on which happiness depends
Money can’t make a silk purse out of some old piggy’s ear.
That’s the lesson that I’m stressing here.
Though the state of my finances isn’t close to Donald Trump’s, ‘far as net worth.
(Which, coincidentally, is also true when we’re compared in terms of girth.)
Nonetheless I have more happiness and love and friends who’ll lend me their support,
so I’m quite content to live here while the solitary Trump spends time in court.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Trump: The Cantaloupe is Rotting In Court (ALONE)/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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published>2024-04-24T13:06:11+00:00/published>
updated>2024-04-28T05:58:32+00:00/updated>
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media:title>Trump: The Cantaloupe is Rotting In Court (ALONE)/media:title>
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media:description>Donald Trump has got no family supporting him at trial,
and they likely won’t come visit him in jail.
When it comes to his supporters showing up for just a while
his requests of them have been a total fail.
He’s alone there in the court room…he is farting and he’s cold,
and the only ones who care are those he’s paid.
Bet he wishes now he hadn’t done such idiotic stuff
as to pay a porn star for not getting laid.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson/media:description>
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title>Exposed! The Buried Trump Headlines/title>
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author>
name>Bruce W. Nelson/name>
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media:description>Today we heard a lot of news about the catch and killing operation
that National Enquirer’s man, David Pecker, ran for Donald T.,
in which unflattering accounts about The Donald we’re kept from our nation
to aid him surreptitiously in his campaign to gain the presidency.
It makes me wonder just what other stories about Trump we never heard of,
What illegalities and what perversions David Pecker hid away.
Since we can’t know for certain, I will guess while I attempt to sound assertive,
inventing various headlines that the National Enquirer might say.
Donald Trump Once was A Sex Worker in Queens!
About Hitler, Donald Sometimes Had Wet Dreams.
Trump Was On the Payroll of the KGB!
Donald Longs to be a Woman Secretly.
Trump’s the Love Child Mussolini Left Behind!
Like Most Dogs, Trump is Completely Color Blind!
Trump’s Manhood Was Lost In a Hunting Accident
Trump Has a Tail That Proves that He is Part Rodent.
And that dear folks is just good old fashioned, Trump-style fake news.
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media:description>What does Donald Trump think while in court? Does he think in court? Probably.
Trump’s unhappy, life is crappy
having spent his day in courts
It put Donald out of sorts.
He daydreams I guess when under stress.
Trump keeps blinking as he’s thinking
Would they really lock me up
once they prove that I’m corrupt?
Probably.
Will I get my own cell, or will I dwell with someone named Bubba?
A nice guy who’d be my Mike Pence 2-point-oh?
Bet I’d soon become a jailhouse hero
if I’d share Melania
with the warden, and nobody’d need to know.
Trump’s is stinking as he’s thinking
My God, what’s that awful smell?
Why’s the courtroom cold as hell?
Apparently the judge hates me.
With eyes closing, Trump’s composing
what he’ll say in his next tweet.
Will his case end in defeat.
Probably.
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media:description>Trump's background would preclude him from getting a job as a teacher, a playground supervisor, a school bus driver, and investment counselor, selling insurance, working for the FBI, and much more. And yet, some of the same folks who DEMAND accountability from teachers, bus drivers, anyone who works with kids, in investments or for law enforcement would gladly put Trump back in office, not just 'warts and all', but sometimes BECAUSE of the warts, simply because it might "trigger the libs". That takes a special kind of stupid.
Mangy Fetlocks wrote a little song to highlight this. Lyrics below:
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to work in any school.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to volunteer at a daycare.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to work at any bank.
Trump’s background would preclude his working handling investments.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check he’d need to sell insurance.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to join the FBI.
Trump couldn’t pass the background that postal workers must.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to even drive school bus.
A man who’s been found guilty of a sexual assault
and indicted for a long, long list of crimes,
who’s proved to be a liar, an adulterer and cheat
is for some reason, not someone I’d want as president.
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Bruce W. Nelson
01.03.2024 · 07:07:07 ···
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ···
06.05.2023 · 07:18:39 ··· 6 ··· ··· 408 ···
08.05.2024 · 06:42:53 ···
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ···
06.05.2023 · 07:18:39 ··· 6 ··· ··· 423 ···
1:: The Party of Weaklings
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.05.2024 · 23:43:47 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Mangy Fetlocks never ceases to be amazed at the depths to which Republican politicians will go to curry favor with a twice-impeached, pussy- grabbing multiply-indicted failed ex-president. For a party ostensibly waving the flag of "real men", "honor", "independence" and "patriotism", they seem to display NONE of those traits. As usual, Mangy wrote a song about it. Lyrics below.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time & time again.
First of all, we have Bill Barr,
who turned out to be our worst AG by far.
From down south, we’ve Lindsey Graham
who is proud to help Trump perpetrate a scam.
Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz.
To earn points, they both would gladly lick Trump’s shoes.
(on the bottom)
Ron DeSantis, J.D. Vance.
If requested they’d help Trump clean out his pants.
From Missouri comes Josh Hawley.
Seeing him just makes my skin feel go ‘creepy-crawly ‘.
From the crypt comes Stephen Miller
who looks like the monster from a horror thriller.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time & time again.
There are others, like Clarence Thomas,
who, for Trump, would break the law and any promise.
There’s Jim Jordan and James Comer.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber’s no misnomer.
There’re female versions too,
Kari Lake and Kristi Noem.
If they’re around be sure to keep your doggy close to home.
Jean Pirro, that gal on Fox,
who for breakfast just has wine out of a box.
What a bunch of suck-ups
what a bunch of weaklings
what a bunch of sycophantic weasels.
What a bunch of ball-less boys pretending to be men
bowing down to kiss Trump’s bottom time and time again.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
2:: NY Courthouse / Meat Locker
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.05.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· They’re storing aging meat now at a courthouse in New York
It’s nearly 80 years old, and it smells like rotting pork.
They keep it cold inside there, so the lump won’t decompose
It cannot be a pleasant task for any, I suppose.
To keep a sentient bit of meat around for so damn long
to me, as an old farm boy, seems ridiculous and wrong.
The meat is turning orange, it’s too old for even stew.
To put it in high office is the last thing we should do.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
3:: Trump Offered Tour of South Dakota Gravel Pit
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.05.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· If it turns out that the release of Kristi Noem's autobiography has actually increased her odds of being Trump's VP, Donald should think VERY carefully about taking her up on her offer of a tour of the old gravel pit in her home town. Just sayin'.
It is time to escort Donald to the gravel pit.
since his followers believe that he’s the GOAT.
If he’s a super hero, he can handle it,
immune from bullets AND the popular vote.
Kristi Noem could be called. She’s got ammo and charm
and she’s unafraid to do what must be done on the farm.
It’s time to escort Donald to the gravel pit.
As far as trials go, he claims we should be done with it.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
4:: "Doin' Time": A Ragtime Dance for Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Nothing like this has ever happened before.
Never before have we seen such a crook.
Nothing like this has ever happened before.
Nixon was awful, but Donald is more.
Never before has a president been tried.
Never before has one broken such laws.
Never before has a president been tried.
Never before have we had such just cause.
This is the first legal case of its kind.
Donald set records in so many ways.
This is the first legal case of its kind.
Hope he is jailed for the rest of his days.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
5:: A Song for Eric Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.04.2024 · 00:54:55 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Eric Trump claims that his father has great stamina.
(He can nap for hours and hours and never tire.)
Nonetheless, to me, Trump’s simply an anathema,
with a son who’s either dumb, or just a liar.
copyright, 2024, Bruce W Nelson
6:: Trumpers in The Mist (a song)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· I’ve been called a fantasist.
I’ve been called a socialist.
I’ve been called anarchist,
but those terms don’t get me pissed.
Trumper whining I’ve dismissed,
though the Trumper trolls persist.
They can’t tell a communist
from a online columnist.
9 of 10 on Trumper lists
are domestic terrorists,
some who suffer from a cyst
and as sycophants subsist.
While Trump morons still exist,
it is Putin THEY assist,
They should cease and thus desist,
and just learn to coexist.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
7:: Kristi Noem, NRA Hero
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· If Kristi Noem’s dog should upset her
Kristi runs inside to get her
trusty rifle to blow Fido off the map.
Then she’ll head out to the barn
‘cuz life is brutal on the farm
and she shoots a goat
to prove she won’t take crap.
For her kids, it was a lesson
so that they weren’t left to guessin’
what would happen if it’s mom that you let down.
She is not the type to trifle.
She’d load up her favorite rifle
and enlist another dog to track you down.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
8:: Time to Change Baby Trump!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.04.2024 · 13:05:37 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· It's time Donald Trump gets called out for what he is. He's a baby. Mangy Fetlocks provides proof of that fact in this song.
Donald Tump’s rage tweeting as he’s sitting on the can.
I can tell you now fellers, he is not a real man,
‘Cuz he’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
Donald has a hissy when he feels that he’s aggrieved
or he thinks there ain’t enough attention he’s received
‘Cuz he’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
When he’s in the courtroom, every time he gets the chance
he’ll demand attention filling up his diaper pants, ‘cuz
He’s a baby. A spoiled child.
He’s a cranky little monster when he doesn’t get his way
and he gets riled.
Why should we all sit and listen to that whine?
(Wine is always better with some cheese.)
What makes The Don so damn cranky all the time
thinking he’s a king we must appease?
When he throws a tantrum, shouldn’t mess about
Sent him off to prison for a big ‘time out’.
‘Cuz he’s a baby. He needs a nap!
He’s a cranky little monster and he needs a change
because he’s full of crap.
9:: Defendant Trump Looks Sickly
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Defendant Trump looks sickly.
Defendant Trump looks weak.
Defendant Trump looks humbled.
Defendant Trump looks meek.
While sitting in the courtroom
(those times when he’s awake)
a presidential picture
is not what Donald makes.
He says nothing of substance,
he says nothing worthwhile.
He looks like he is gaseous
or poisoned by his bile.
His bitching is incessant
when he’s out in the hall.
He’s never kind or pleasant
or generous at all.
Defendant Trump is dying
a little more each day
Despite how hard he’s trying
he gives himself away.
By the time the trial is over
only a greasy stain
and lingering stench of lying
is all that will remain.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
10:: Donald Gets Bad News
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Like a shriveled mushroom,
like some wilted lettuce,
like a decomposing donut pecked at by a bird,
Donald’s in the courtroom
where he sits and sleeps
and he stinks and stares
and he gets bad news.
Like a broken record
that keeps on repeating
and keeps on repeating as he’s talking to the press.
Donald’s in the hallway
just outside of court
where the jury sits
to decide his fate.
Donald may be large but he is also really thick
Working with him, lawyers say, is like trying to train a brick.
Added to that is the fact that deep down, he’s a prick.
Me?, I like to compose songs to poke him with a stick.
Like a sleazy salesman,
like an online scammer,
like a psycho who's attacked good people with a hammer,
Donald’s in the courtroom
where he fouls the air
where he sits and scowls
as he gets bad news.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
11:: Rich and Miserable: The Paradox of Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· You can be a billionaire and also be a total failure. Did you know?
You may be as rich as Croesus and be hated nearly everywhere you go.
Having wealth ain’t worth a damn thing in the end if you are still bereft of love.
If you think success means cash, then here’s a dollar. (which I’ll tell you where to shove).
There are simple minded fools who think a guy like Trump’s a fabulous success,
but I’d like to tell them frankly, nearly every aspect of his life’s a mess.
For if money bought you happiness, by rights, he should be smiling ear to ear.
but instead, the whiny little bitch, complains ‘bout life to any one who’ll hear.
Money can’t buy you happiness.
Money can’t buy you friends.
It’s what is inside you on which happiness depends
Money can’t make a silk purse out of some old piggy’s ear.
That’s the lesson that I’m stressing here.
Though the state of my finances isn’t close to Donald Trump’s, ‘far as net worth.
(Which, coincidentally, is also true when we’re compared in terms of girth.)
Nonetheless I have more happiness and love and friends who’ll lend me their support,
so I’m quite content to live here while the solitary Trump spends time in court.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
12:: Trump: The Cantaloupe is Rotting In Court (ALONE)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.04.2024 · 13:06:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Donald Trump has got no family supporting him at trial,
and they likely won’t come visit him in jail.
When it comes to his supporters showing up for just a while
his requests of them have been a total fail.
He’s alone there in the court room…he is farting and he’s cold,
and the only ones who care are those he’s paid.
Bet he wishes now he hadn’t done such idiotic stuff
as to pay a porn star for not getting laid.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
13:: Exposed! The Buried Trump Headlines
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Today we heard a lot of news about the catch and killing operation
that National Enquirer’s man, David Pecker, ran for Donald T.,
in which unflattering accounts about The Donald we’re kept from our nation
to aid him surreptitiously in his campaign to gain the presidency.
It makes me wonder just what other stories about Trump we never heard of,
What illegalities and what perversions David Pecker hid away.
Since we can’t know for certain, I will guess while I attempt to sound assertive,
inventing various headlines that the National Enquirer might say.
Donald Trump Once was A Sex Worker in Queens!
About Hitler, Donald Sometimes Had Wet Dreams.
Trump Was On the Payroll of the KGB!
Donald Longs to be a Woman Secretly.
Trump’s the Love Child Mussolini Left Behind!
Like Most Dogs, Trump is Completely Color Blind!
Trump’s Manhood Was Lost In a Hunting Accident
Trump Has a Tail That Proves that He is Part Rodent.
And that dear folks is just good old fashioned, Trump-style fake news.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
14:: Trump's Thoughts in Court
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.04.2024 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· What does Donald Trump think while in court? Does he think in court? Probably.
Trump’s unhappy, life is crappy
having spent his day in courts
It put Donald out of sorts.
He daydreams I guess when under stress.
Trump keeps blinking as he’s thinking
Would they really lock me up
once they prove that I’m corrupt?
Probably.
Will I get my own cell, or will I dwell with someone named Bubba?
A nice guy who’d be my Mike Pence 2-point-oh?
Bet I’d soon become a jailhouse hero
if I’d share Melania
with the warden, and nobody’d need to know.
Trump’s is stinking as he’s thinking
My God, what’s that awful smell?
Why’s the courtroom cold as hell?
Apparently the judge hates me.
With eyes closing, Trump’s composing
what he’ll say in his next tweet.
Will his case end in defeat.
Probably.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
15:: Trump Couldn't Pass the Background Check
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.04.2024 · 14:05:21 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump's background would preclude him from getting a job as a teacher, a playground supervisor, a school bus driver, and investment counselor, selling insurance, working for the FBI, and much more. And yet, some of the same folks who DEMAND accountability from teachers, bus drivers, anyone who works with kids, in investments or for law enforcement would gladly put Trump back in office, not just 'warts and all', but sometimes BECAUSE of the warts, simply because it might "trigger the libs". That takes a special kind of stupid.
Mangy Fetlocks wrote a little song to highlight this. Lyrics below:
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to work in any school.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to volunteer at a daycare.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to work at any bank.
Trump’s background would preclude his working handling investments.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check he’d need to sell insurance.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to join the FBI.
Trump couldn’t pass the background that postal workers must.
Trump couldn’t pass the background check to even drive school bus.
A man who’s been found guilty of a sexual assault
and indicted for a long, long list of crimes,
who’s proved to be a liar, an adulterer and cheat
is for some reason, not someone I’d want as president.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
16:: Once Trump Has Been Locked Up
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.02.2024 · 01:18:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· The skies will all seem bluer
once Trump has been locked up.
Stump speeches will be truer
once Trump has been locked up.
There’ll be one less to skewer
and much less smell of sewer.
Our troubles will be fewer
once Trump has been locked up.
Each day will seem much brighter
once Trump has been locked up.
We’ll need way less indicters
once Trump has been locked up.
Our burden will be lighter,
security will be tighter
with one less crowd inciter
once Trump has been locked up.
The world will be less shitty
once Trump has been locked up.
Hands won’t be itty bitty
once Trump has been locked up.
Trump won’t get any pity
once he ain’t sittin’ pretty
and I won’t sing this ditty
once Trump has been locked up.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
17:: Send the Jims to Jail!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.02.2024 · 14:04:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· It appears that the Republicans "impeachment hearings" on Joe Biden were predicated on information from Russian intelligence, fed through one of their agents. Nonetheless, Jim Jordan and James Comer seemed to love the lies they were told, so they ran with them, using the sketchy tales as an excuse to try to unseat the current president and raise their own status with Trump. Sounds a lot like treason to me. Not impressed by Trump's simple-minded "Lock her up" type of chants, Mangy Fetlocks wrote an entire song for Dumb and Dumber, the Jim Twins. Lyrics below.
Send the Jims to jail
Send the Jims to jail.
Pretending they are innocent
is all to no avail.
Let them share a cell
Let ‘em burn in Hell.
Hear ‘em weep and wail.
Send the Jims to jail.
The world would be a better place if we
send the Jims to jail.
We’d all have just a bit more space if we
send the Jims to jail.
Life would resume a relaxed pace,
each day I’d wear a happy face.
They be sooo easy to replace,
so send the Jims to jail.
Send the Jims to jail
Send the Jims to jail.
Pretending they are innocent
is all to no avail.
Let them share a cell
Let ‘em burn in Hell.
Hear ‘em weep and wail.
Send the Jims to jail.
To help restore the great US, we should
send the Jims to jail.
To roll back Donald’s stinkin’ mess, we should
send the Jims to jail.
Like any festering abscess
Their kind will not be missed I’d guess
My heartfelt wish I’ll here express.
Send the Jims to jail .
Send the Jims to jail
Send the Jims to jail.
Pretending they are innocent
is all to no avail.
Let them share a cell
Let ‘em burn in Hell.
Hear ‘em weep and wail.
Send the Jims to jail.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
18:: Comer and Jordan: A Perfect Pair for Prison
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.02.2024 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· James Comer and Jim Jordan got together with the Russians
to attempt to tie Joe Biden to a scandal linked to Ukraine
‘cuz they both are major scumbags who have no concern for ethics
or the rule of law, democracy, or patriotic duty.
Utilizing Alex Smirnoff, who sounds just a little Russian
they concocted loads of bullshit to paint Biden as a traitor
and they fired up some hearings to start talking ‘bout impeachment
though the evidence they touted they’d pulled straight out of their asses.
Now it’s time that they were both taken away
locked in handcuffs for a little prison stay.
They both love to say that treason should bring death.
Bet they wish now maybe they had saved their breath.
19:: Trump May Look Like a Hippo, But He's a RINO!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.02.2024 · 14:05:14 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Though Trump looks much like a hippo
I will tell you one thing I know,
he is actually a RINO,
though that isn’t on his bio.
He’s been representing Moscow
though he keeps repeating “Oh no!”
but for facts, he has no ammo
so his protests all ring hollow.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
20:: Trump: Old, Orange, and Pathetic
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.02.2024 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· When you’re old, orange and pathetic,
and not handsome or athletic
and you bounce around at a frenetic pace,
and you owe about half a billion
in your brain, small and reptilian,
you should realize the scale of your disgrace.
But because you’re dumb and clueless
it’s impossible to do less
‘cuz you’re, simply put, a grifting bag of shite
who should hear the judge’s hammer
then be ordered to the slammer
and if we are lucky, maybe you just might.
Oh Donald, Putin holds you very dear
for your efforts to destroy our nation’s soul
You’re a scoundrel and a thug
as attractive as a slug.
Hope you’re locked up soon with no chance of parole.
21:: Jim Jordan: Dullest Crayon in the Box
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.02.2024 · 14:06:01 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Jim Jordan received intelligence that turned out to be fake.
The Russians pulled the wool over his beady little eyes.
Since it was the kind of screw up any idiot could make
to hear that Jordan did so, was to no one, a surprise.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
22:: A Song for Gym Jordan and James Comer
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.02.2024 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· When your source of information is a Russian spy,
it makes you look like you are likely quite a stupid guy.
When the evidence you cite has got a Russian origin
it is clear you’ve low standards in the ties your forgin’.
When the case that you’ve constructed starts to fall apart
cuz your whistleblower’s pictured on ‘Most Wanted” charts,
seems the time has come for you to just throw in the towel
unless before the libel laws you plan to run afoul.
Jordan and Comer…
You have NOT hit a homer.
Seems you’ve hit a ground-ball blooper
when you thought your case was super.
Comer and Jordan
It is quite clear that accordin’
to the rules of evidence
your whole case was all pretense.
When your evidence is coming from a Russian spook
you end up with nothing but a well-deserved rebuke.
It seems obvious that you are rubes who just got played
forced to sheepishly retract the case that you had made.
But it’s not like we believed that you were smart before
when you each behaved like you were Donald’s little whore,
so it’s time you slither back beneath a nearby stone.
Your investigation, down the toilet, has been thrown.
Jordan and Comer,
You have NOT hit a homer.
Seems you’ve hit a ground-ball blooper
when you thought your case was super.
Comer and Jordan,
It is quite clear that accordin’
to the rules of evidence
your whole case was all pretense.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
23:: A Mangy Fetlocks History Lesson on Presidential Businesses
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.02.2024 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· What did other presidents do after president-ing?
I have that information, which I am here presenting.
George Washington made a fortune posing for dollar bills
John Adams changed his name to Sam and started brewing beer.
Thomas Jefferson founded the Jefferson Bus Company
James Madison helped his wife to sell her cupcakes.
James Monroe was creative with his shock absorber business.
James Polk started a dance school to help train folks in the Polk-a.
Franklin Pierce offered ear piercing at the Washington Mall.
Abraham Lincoln started selling Lincoln Logs.
Andrew Johnson charged a quarter to see his “Little Johnson”
Rutherford Hayes formed a band that played their theme song, “Purple Hayes.”
William McKinley moved to Alaska and gave tours of his mountain.
Teddy Roosevelt made lingerie which ladies nicknamed “Teddy’s”
Herbert Hoover went to work manufacturing vacuum cleaners.
Gerald Ford made Fairlanes, Mustangs and Galaxy 500s.
George Bush worked hard to market his baked beans.
So Donald Trump is doing what most presidents would do,
by peddling NFTs and some gold-colored shoes.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
24:: A Short History of Trump's Sales
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.02.2024 · 14:05:43 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump sold steaks and he failed,
Trump sold airline seats and failed,
Trump sold water and he failed,
Trump sold board games and he failed.
Trump sold vodka and he failed,
Trump sold shirts and he failed,
Trump sold ties and he failed,
Trump sold lies and he failed.
Trump attempted sales of ‘higher ed’ degrees.
He sold Stormy on a story of how he was ‘equipped to please’.
but there’s always suckers out there to abuse
and now Donald is getting them to buy his shoes.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
25:: Boris Sellitoff's Trump-inspired Sport Shoe On Sale Now
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.02.2024 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· By shopping Boris Sellitoff's online "Shoe, Boot, and Plutonium Warehouse", you can get all your footwear AND plutonium needs in one easy stop, cutting out the middleman and saving BIG MONEY. Shop NOW!!! Supplies are limited and Boris's visa is already expired.
26:: Donald Trump, the Sneak'er Con
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.02.2024 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump’s is having low cash flow.
New direction he must go.
Legal woes go on and on
so he’s now “The Sneak’er Con”.
All-gold shoes for just 4 bills!
Giant “T” and other frills.
Made in China for 2 bucks each.
For most folks, they’re out of reach.
This is just his latest scam
Donnie doesn’t give a damn
Long as rubes will buy his shit
he’ll grab the cash and quickly split.
Likely they will split their seams
just like every Trumper’s dreams.
To the next scam he’ll move on,
Donald Trump “The Sneak’er Con.”
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
27:: NEW Trump Fragrance Ad (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.02.2024 · 21:20:37 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump!
Power, Ambition, Lust, Pay Back!
One by one, Trump eliminated all other Republican candidates
AND the party,
relegating it to the scrap heap of history.
Trump didn’t just embarrass them,
he didn’t just humiliate them,
he didn’t just outplay them,
Trump wrecked ‘em.
Now, for the first time,
you can OWN the smell of Trump success,
with the all new, oh-so-powerful
Trump WRECKED ‘EM cologne.
Matt Gaetz says, "I love the aroma of Trump Wrecked ‘Em."
Lindsay Graham says, “Trump Wrecked ‘Em? I just can’t get enough."
Marjorie Greene says, “The smell of Trump Wrecked ‘Em drives me crazy”.
TRUMP 'WRECKED ‘EM' cologne...
For those who wanna nuzzle in close.
28:: Learn How to Spell TRUMP
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.02.2024 · 14:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· T is for the traitor,
R is for the rapist,
U is for the underhanded conman that you see.
M is for the money he’ll be forced to pay up.
P may be for prison, We will have to wait and see.
T’s also for tyrant.
R is still for rapist.
U is for unlawful acts it’s proven he has done.
M is for Melania. Paid to be his ‘escort’.
P is for the long list of every previous one.
Put them all together,
this list of simple letters.
You create a thing that is both dangerous and vile.
But, that could be lessened
with a proper verdict
awarding him a jail cell to live in for awhile.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
29:: Looks Like Trump Will Die Poor
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.02.2024 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Looks like Trump is going to die poor.
He was already destined to die unloved.
In front of a train he may end up shoved
by an ex or two or three,
that what I predict will be.
A man who’s only loved for his money
will find fate is pretty cruel, not funny.
So though Donald’s fooled a lot of rubes
a half a billion loss will send him down the tubes.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
30:: On the Death of Alexei Navalny
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.02.2024 · 16:12:00 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has been reported dead in a remote Russian prison, where he was sent, very likely, with the idea that he would die there. Donald Trump, a great admirer of Vladimir Putin, is likely VERY jealous.
Trump’s said to be consumed by jealousy
since Putin had his biggest critic killed.
Trump wishes, more like Putin he could be.
To have that power, Trump truly would be thrilled.
He’s hoping the election in his way is gonna go
and then, as soon as possible, the blood will start to flow.
Trump wouldn’t be embarrassed at the chance to go that low,
but I am pretty sure that’s something everyone must know.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson
31:: Trump KNOWS That He's a Criminal
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.11.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump's life has featured a long list of criminal acts, scams, dishonesty, unscrupulous dealings, frauds, cheats and cons. He knows he's a criminal, his kids know it, his lawyers know it and most of the public is well aware of it. The only ones who truly don't know it are the poor thick-headed rubes who proudly count themselves among his Ultra-MAGA acolytes. When you're that dull, no amount of evidence or facts can worm its way into the spongey bog-like cesspool that passes for a brain. Nonetheless, Mangy Fetlocks thought maybe a musical tune might stand a chance of reawakening the lifeless synapses of the average Trumper for at least an instant, and perhaps lead to a personal epiphany for those deluded by the Orange Fascist. Lyrics below.
Trump knows that he’s a criminal
His wife knows he’s a criminal
His kids know he’s a criminal as well.
Psychiatrists say his criminal
behavior’s not subliminal.
It’s right out in the open you can tell.
His followers are sadly in denial,
regardless of indictments courts may file.
Confronted with the evidence, they smile
dismissing as a set-up ev’ry trial.
Trump knows that he’s a criminal.
Bookkeepers know he’s criminal.
The DAs know he’s broken many laws.
His lawyers know the guy’s a schmuck
but labor to improve his luck
and keep handcuffs from off his tiny paws.
The message of this song is lost on some
who idolize a criminal who’s dumb.
32:: The Donald Trump Counting Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.11.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· 10 Donalds setting sail
9 Donalds, fat and pale.
8 blasted to the moon.
7 struck by a harpoon.
6 Donalds stealing watches
5 Donalds grabbing crotches.
4 Donalds plan a coup.
3 with their hair askew.
2 Donalds without grace or glamour.
1 Donald sent off to the slammer.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
33:: Mike Johnson Ushering in The End of America
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.11.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Mike Johnson says the USA is coming to an end
and he’s doing all he can to help ensure it.
He monitors his porn online, reporting on an app.
He’d watch for hours if he could just endure it.
He’s pretty sure we’re going to hell for straying from the Lord,
meanwhile, he lies his face off ‘bout elections.
He says we need to read The Bible, pray, and save our guns
and work to end all porn-induced erections.
He likes to say The Bible is the only real TRUTH,
Seems odd from someone pushing THE BIG LIE.
He’s totally dogmatic, but he doesn’t have a clue
He’s not what I would call a “Christian” guy.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
34:: P#$$y-Grabbin' Hero
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.11.2023 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Mangy Fetlocks, one of America's thinnest songwriters, wanted to write a song that truly encapsulates the current GOP's unquestioning fidelity to Trump. Mangy believes that the lyrics to this song, written in just 20 minutes. were likely revealed to him by God, who decided to speak through Mangy, probably because Mangy's followers are overwhelmingly morally upright and decent liberals, much like Jesus was. The possibly sacred, inspired text is found below.
Trump asked the GOP, “Will you help pushing The Big Lie?”
“Heck yes!” his sycophants yelled out.
“Will you help me to ensure that our democracy will die?
“Yes sir, That’s what we’re all about.”
You are our pu$$y-grabbin’ hero.
Our integrity is zero
We’re comfortable with anything you do.
We have dispensed with all our morals,
with our conscience we’ve no quarrels.
We’re quite unscrupulous when we’re with you.
“Would you please ignore the rule of law…when it comes to me?”
“Hell yeah!” Trump’s Nazi pals replied.
“Would you even if indictments total more than 93?”
“Your crimes we gladly will abide.”
You are our pu$$y-grabbin’ hero.
Our integrity is zero
We’re comfortable with anything you do.
We have dispensed with all our morals,
with our conscience we’ve no quarrels.
We’d help bring down the government for you.
“Will you follow me to fascism?” Trump asked the GOP.
“Heck yes!” the ball-less boys replied.
“ Will you waste your time with Jesus, or convert and worship me?”
“You sir, will be our moral guide”
You are our pu$$y-grabbin’ hero.
Our integrity is zero
We’re comfortable with anything you do.
We have dispensed with all our morals,
with our conscience we’ve no quarrels.
We even would support a bloody coup just for you.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
35:: Cockroach Calls Opponents "Vermin"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.11.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump calls opponents ‘vermin’
The Nazi’s used that term.
Through study, Trump’s determined
it won’t make his followers squirm.
In fact, they quite enjoy it,
feel that they’re the “master race”
and Trump loves to employ it.
It fires up his base.
And when it comes to baseness,
his followers lead the field.
Their hatred’s commonplaceness
is constantly revealed.
Trump calls opponents ‘vermin’
Hitler would be so thrilled.
Trump wants to help determine
just which ones should be killed.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
36:: Trump Gives Clowns a Bad Name
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.11.2023 · 14:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump’s a clown, and those backing him are clowns as well.
Trump’s a weakling, and only weaklings would admire him.
Trump’s a dope and only idiots believe he’s pretty smart.
Trump’s a loser, and it’s losers who are closest to his heart.
Trump’s a liar, and his backers don’t know BS from the truth.
Trump’s ‘a perv’, and it’s sick believing he’s a decent guy.
Trump’s a con and only rubes believe his stash came honestly.
Trump’s a fake and only suckers think that he’s the real deal.
Trump’s a wimp who’s a role model to countless wimpy guys.
Trump’s a bully, using sycophants to do his dirty work.
Trump’s a glutton, wanting the whole world to be his and his alone.
Trump is mentally a child, who throughout life has never grown.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
37:: What to Do About Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.11.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· For our sake, for the people, for our future, lock him up.
For the good of the children of the nation, lock him up
For the preservation of democracy
for the peace of mind of folks like you and me.
He’s an existential threat definitely
in a prison cell is where he needs to be.
Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.
For all time, for forever, without question lock him up.
Starting now, while he’s breathing, stem the danger, lock him up.
To hang on to all that’s sacred, fine and good,
should have done it long ago if we could
It’s apparent if your head’s not made of wood
more than any other act, we MUST, not should
lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.
38:: The Rise of Donnie Dictator
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.11.2023 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump would like to be “Donnie Dictator”
Got the bug when he met Kim Jong Un.
It could either be sooner or later.
He prefer that it be pretty soon.
Trump would like to be Donnie Dictator
with the power to sentence to death.
He be one rung down from ‘The Creator’
Have you killed with one McNugget breath.
Trump would like to be Donnie Dictator
Get that stiff-arm salute everywhere,
’n’ be admired by each freedom hater
‘cuz for freedom he doesn’t much care.
Trump would like to be Donnie Dictator.
Join Putin and Kim Jong Un’s crew.
Make himself the one sole legislator
and declare he’s God too.
39:: MIKE JOHNSON VIEWS NO PORN!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.11.2023 · 14:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Now that Mike Johnson has become Speaker of the House, we can all rest better at night, reassured by the knowledge that our Speaker of the House is NOT watching porn on his phone. This frees up a great deal of time for him to spend contemplating just how much porn he is NOT watching, what type of porn he is NOT watching, how blessed by nature the pizza delivery man might be if he WERE watching porn about a tireless and enthusiastic delivery man, and how disgusted he would be, were he to watch such degenerate filth over and over again in the privacy of his Congressional office. Hurrah for purity and accountability in government. Quite a refreshing change from the pussy-grabbing, teen-pageant peeking, pervy past president who, surprisingly, is from the very same political party as Johnson.
Mangy Fetlocks wanted to celebrate this return to House wholesomeness with a little song. Lyrics below:
Mike Johnson views no porn.
(His son is keeping tabs.)
An app issues a warning
if porno vids he grabs.
Is he turned on by thoughts he’s monitored
each time he’s scrolling on his phone?
Does he believe that he needs help
to leave his Johnson alone?
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
40:: Trump Hotels Are Failing Due to Fear of Trumpers (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.11.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump’s hotels are failing
because the kind
of folks he attracts
are all out of their mind,
so folks looking for lodging
get worried that they
might be placed next to Trumpers
if at Trump’s place they stay.
They think that the Trumpers
may riot and yell
and act quite uncouth
and possibly smell,
so they pass on the Trump resort,
one report said,
and book something nice
at a Hilton instead.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
41:: In a World Full of Trouble, Donald Hopes to Make More
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.11.2023 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Joe Biden is a compassionate and caring man. Donald Trump is self-absorbed and devoid of empathy. Joe Biden decided to run for office in an effort to heal the nation. Donald Trump became president in an effort to steal the nation. Joe Biden believes in American democratic ideals. Trump believes in consolidating personal power in an effort to leverage that power for personal gain and fame.
Mangy Fetlocks grew up a little farm where the values of hard work, kindness toward others, and fair play were extolled, and people were judged by the quality of their character, never the size of their pocketbook. Mangy has zero respect for a societal leech like Donald Trump, so he wrote this song to remind folks of what Trump is all about. Lyrics below.
Donald Trump is a nasty and vindictive little twit
In a world full of suffering, frankly, he don’t give a shit.
If he gets back in office, hardship he will not ignore,
for he’ll do all he can in an effort to make more.
He will focus on suffering, he will focus on pain.
To inflict hurt on others he believes is a gain
for himself, since he’s selfish and sick to the core.
In a world filled with trouble, Donald longs to make more.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
42:: Trumpublican Glee Club Song, Number One
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.11.2023 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· We stand for the pussy grabbers
We stand for the con men too,
We back the gun-totin’ psychos.
To those folks we stick like glue.
Those into domestic terror
should feel welcome in our fold.
We don’t have a moral compass.
There’s no scruples that we hold.
Every day we just get drunk on power.
Holding on to it is our desire.
We are getting dumber by the hour,
and mass stupidity we help inspire.
We stand for the wife abusers,
REAL men whom we extol.
Women, well, they’re simply losers,
Men, by force, must take control.
We stand for the patriarchy
See our Bibles. Hear us thump.
We love nonsense and “malarky’,
so, of course, we stand with Trump.
Every day we just get drunk on power.
Holding on to it is our desire.
We are getting dumber by the hour,
and mass stupidity we help inspire.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
43:: Ivanka's Revenge?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.11.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Poor Ivanka, just like ‘Daddy’, can’t remember what she’s done.
In the past, she’s always been, her father’s very favorite one.
I don’t blame her blocking memories of those times on daddy’s lap,
but on business deals, to claim she can’t recall’s a load of crap.
Ivanka, daddy rode you on his knee.
To lock him up you just may hold the key.
On the stand, her one desire is just in saving her own hide.
With her cash and independence, Daddy’s needs may be denied.
If her daddy goes to prison, maybe friends will call again, and
far as prison goes, the question isn’t ‘if’, it’s ‘when’.
Ivanka, daddy rode you on his knee.
To lock him up you just may hold the key.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
44:: Mangy Thinks About What Makes Sense and What Doesn't
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.11.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· It makes sense to get upset when a roomful of first graders is gunned down by a psycho with a gun no one should own.
It makes sense to get enraged when an innocent black teenager is stopped by the police and ends up getting a tombstone.
It makes sense to get upset when a woman’s denied healthcare when her pregnancy has failed and without help she well may die,
but it makes no sense to get upset when a crooked, spray-tan conman’s brought to justice for corruption, grift, and lies.
It makes sense to get upset when a population innocent of wrongdoing is killed by bombs that fall.
It makes sense to get upset when there’s veterans who’ve served that are left outside with no shelter at all.
It makes sense to be enraged when our children’s education’s less important that a tax break for the rich,
but it makes no sense to get up upset when there’s a day of reckoning for fascist-loving whiney little bitch.
It makes sense to get upset when poor teachers can’t make rent while they’re working 60 hours a week at a long-neglected school.
It makes sense to get upset when a worker on the line is making 13 bucks an hour laboring for some rich old fool.
It makes sense to get upset when a family markets painkillers that cause addiction and an early grave,
but it makes no sense to get upset when someone who’s caused death threats to election workers finally’s repaid.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
45:: Mangy Fetlocks Channels Alina Habba
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.11.2023 · 14:06:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Here, Mangy Fetlocks, known for his lyric genius, but hardly known at all for his great psychic talents, channels the great Alina Habba, Trump's remarkably below-average lawyer.
You have a right to hire a lawyer who can stand up and say something when they see something wrong, but I was told to sit down today. I was yelled at and I’ve had a judge who is unhinged slamming a table. Let me be very clear. I don’t tolerate that in my life. I’m not gonna tolerate it here, and you know what? you shouldn’t either.
You have a right to hire a lawyer who can stand up and say something stupid whenever the mood strikes them, because, you know what? that is what I’m being paid to do. Still, I was told to sit down today, and I was already sitting, but in a high chair. I was yelled at and I’ve had a judge who is slamming an unhinged table, a perfectly fine table with a near perfect satin finish. Very nice, but too heavy for my apartment, but let me be very clear. That way it will be easier to see through me, or sneak around that back of the judge without being noticed. I don’t tolerate that in my life, and I will not tolerate that after my death, and you know what?, you shouldn’t slam tables either.
46:: Chancres, Scabs, Boils, and Trump: Make America Gruesome Again!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.07.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump’s a scab, Trump’s a chancre,
Trump’s a boil on the butt
of American culture, and I’ll tell you what..
he’s a cancerous tumor, but now I’ve heard a rumor
that he’s gonna be removed real soon.
Jack Smith will preside as surgeon
to excise the offending part,
but since Trump so offensive
I’m not sure where Smith will start.
Trump’s a scab, Trump’s a chancre,
Trump’s a boil on the butt
of American culture, and I’ll tell you what..
He’s a cancerous tumor, but now I’ve heard a rumor
that he’s gonna be removed real soon.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
47:: Study Indicates Trump Hats Cause Brain Damage
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.07.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump says ‘there are no Biden hats’, so that is proof that Donald won,
but it is only proof MAGA’s a cult.
The hats that Donald sells will slowly suck out all your brains,
his followers are proof of the result .
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
48:: Trump Grabbed Lindsey's Carolina
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.07.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Lindsey Graham is getting booed back home in South Carolina
He’s forgiven Trump, though it’s rumored Donald grabbed his vagina.
Still the people of his state,
who think Donald’s simply great,
at a rally recently gave Lindsey fits of angina.
Lindsey, Lindsey Graham.
You’re a genuine southern-baked ham.
Lindsey stood to introduce his dear golf partner and mentor
but the people in the crowd were to the far right of center
and they threw a hissy fit
calling Graham a little shit
since they only came to see the fat orange man as presenter.
Lindsey, Lindsey Graham.
Trump’s a-lyin, while you’re a lamb.
Lindsey smiled and tried to act like things were all copacetic,
but debased himself in ways that were immensely pathetic,
but a sucker’s gonna suck,
Lindsey hopes it brings him luck.
Though he knows that Donald’s toxic, he finds him so magnetic.
Lindsey, Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey, Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey, Lindsey Graham.
You may need a psychiatric exam.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
49:: Trump To Get Time off For Bad Behavior (Mangy Fetlocks)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.07.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· I hear that Donald Trump’s SO busy
eating and yelling at his TV, and hiding
documents around the house where nobody can see.
He’s hasn’t got time for Melania, although she’s got no time for him.
But I will make a small prediction. Gonna climb out on a limb….and say
He’s gonna get time off for bad behavior
He’ll likely free up ten or twenty years
and the far-right’s Orange Jesus, lord and savior,
will finally be among his REAL peers.
Well, for a
man who’s in retirement
Donald Trump’s works way too hard
spending hours on Truth social
as he’s crafting each canard.
The lying business is exhausting
whether at rallies or online,
but Jack Smith is gonna help him
to ensure he’s got spare time,
'cuz he's gonna get time off for bad behavior.
He’ll get some quiet time when in ‘the pen’.
and from the far-right’s Orange Jesus, lord and savior,
with luck, we will not hear a word again.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
50:: Trump Clings to Life! (like a leech)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.07.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· While nearly everyone at some point in their life, believes they will live forever, the evidence is against this. However powerful, however pompous, however pathetic, however perverted, however saintly, however sanctimonious, however slick, however sly, we all return to dust. In some cases, that's sad news, but in others, it's a cause for hope. Mangy Fetlocks thought he'd remind us all of the reality of our mortality in a little song.
Another day of disappointment
Trump is still alive
If life were not so damn unfair
he’d surely not survive.
Men and women of great talent
and achievement die,
while all that Trump can offer us
is empty boasts and lies.
Still, there is hope
for each bombastic dope
has had their moment, then disappeared.
They thought they’d live on
but in time, they were gone.
Before we knew it
the air had cleared.
Who knows how it will happen,
maybe just a stoke,
or lightening from the heavens
leaving polyester smoke.
A grease stain on the sidewalk where a grand piano fell
then followed by a joy ride on a chariot to hell.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
51:: Rudy's Leaking and it's NOT Hair Dye
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.06.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Rudy Giuliani’s talking to Jack Smith
Bet he wishes now Trump’s not who he’d worked with.
Rudy hopes to save his ass
with a keep-out-of jail pass
He is desperate as he can be
‘cuz Rudy hates captivity.
Rudy Giuliani’s likely spilled some beans
‘bout the fake electors, and what he’s heard and seen.
Smith has offered Rudy a reprieve
in trade for info to receive.
Like with cheap hair dye, just hope he comes clean.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
52:: MTG Working to Expunge Reality
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.06.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· MTG plans to expunge Trump’s two impeachments.
After that, she’ll expunge The Civil War.
She’ll expunge slavery too,
and that leftist, Winnie the Pooh.
She’ll expunge all future stupid things she’ll do.
If there’s history she doesn’t like, she’ll pass a law
to remove it and flush it down the tubes.
You may think that that sounds dumb
but it’s real good news to some,
those uneducated, MAGA-loving rubes.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
53:: No One Mourns as Trump Implodes
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.06.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· A new tape was released today of Trump sharing a secret ‘doc’.
It’s clear the story that he told to Fox was just another crock.
With evidence like this, it’s clear his future’s truly bleak.
Trump nearly tied for worst implosion in the news this week.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
54:: Trump Promises to Alter the Past
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.06.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· If Donald Trump’s elected, he’ll work hard to change the past.
No one else has ever done it,
to attempt this, most would shun it.
Trump does not believe that history’s
a thing that’s meant to last
so he won’t plan for our future. He’ll just work to change the past.
If Donald Trump’s elected,
he’ll erase what has occurred.
Such an effort is a waste,
his presumption is misplaced.
But a fool, by reason or by facts, will seldom be deterred,
so Trump hopes to win the future by negating what’s occurred.
His failed last election?….says that didn’t happen.
The rape of E. Jean?…. says he wasn’t there.
COVID deaths?….says it was fake news.
Ukraine invasion?…. says he doesn’t care.
If Donald Trump’s elected, he’ll invent NEW history
Out of whole cloth he will make
some new history, fresh and fake.
Why his followers would buy it is, to me, a mystery
but if Donald says it’s true
brainless MAGAs will think it too.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
If you support rape
if you support espionage
if you support ending democracy, then you’ll support Trump
Had a tool drop on my head
didn’t kill me, I ain’t dead.
I’m just lucky that my head’s an empty shell.
Nonetheless, I’ve one more scar
added towhat I’ve had so far.
It’s a blessing I’ve got hair, so you can’t tell.
I’m reminded though of all
the incredible close calls
that I’ve had throughout my time
where I’d have died
If not for serendipity
which has been darn good to me.
If there’s anyone who’s lucky, I guess that I’m.
55:: A Blow to the Head Can Remind You of Your Good Luck
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.06.2023 · 13:00:05 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Had a tool drop on my head,
didn’t kill me, I ain’t dead.
I’m just lucky that my head’s an empty shell.
Nonetheless, I’ve one more scar
added towhat I’ve had so far.
It’s a blessing I’ve got hair, so you can’t tell.
I’m reminded though of all
the incredible close calls
that I’ve had throughout my time where I’d have died
If not for serendipity
which has been darn good to me.
If there’s anyone who’s lucky, I guess that I’m.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
56:: Trump Heard the News Today, Oh Boy
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.06.2023 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump heard the news today, Oh Boy!
Seems everybody that he knows has squealed
His deepest secrets have all been revealed
The plot has thickened ’til it has congealed.
Jack Smith has just laid down some cards
Trump’s left with nothin but a nervous sweat.
That God will intervene, I wouldn’t bet,
and Jack’s got aces he’s not shown yet.
Trump thought that he had friends
who would stay true, right ’til the end.
True, they will be there,
but not ‘cuz they care
and won’t be there to defend.
It seems the writing’s on the wall.
But, sadly, Donald doesn’t like to read.
He didn’t think it was a skill he’d need.
His freedom is no longer guaranteed.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
57:: MTG Calls Lauren Boebert "a little b*-c#"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.06.2023 · 13:06:35 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Marjorie Taylor Greene
has turned over a new leaf
deciding she will lie no more
while speaking on the House floor.
The first sign of her change of heart,
or her 'rhetorical switch',
was when she turned to Lauren Boebert,
and called her a little bitch.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
58:: Trump Living in a Storage Box Underneath an Overpass
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.06.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· In Trump's interview with Fox's Bret Baier, Trump said the reason he couldn't return the boxes of government documents was because he had a lot of personal items in the boxes, "golf shirts, clothes, shoes and pants". Seriously? The self-proclaimed billionaire has a valet, but his clothes are strewn among secret documents and he has to sort through them thinking, "Jeez, if times get hard, I'll want to wear those red polyester golf pants again with the MAGA pull over and the white golf shoes I stole from Tiger Woods locker." Right.
Mangy Fetlocks couldn't help but think of this when Trump was stumbling through his reply to Baier, attempting to justify keeping secret plans for war with Iran. Naturally, he wrote song about it. Lyrics below and on screen with closed captions. (press CC under the screen)
Trump said those documents he stole
he could not quickly just return
because mixed in with all of them
he had some golf shirts, pants and shoes.
How sad that Donald’s spent so much
on legal fees these past few years
that now he has to look through boxes
hoping he will find clean clothes.
He used to be a billionaire
but now he’s on the skids
and wearing pants from the cardboard boxes
he may soon be living in.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
59:: Republicans Highly Disappointed Hunter will not be Crucified
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.06.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Their hopes were pinned on Hunter.
They hoped he’d be their boy.
To see him locked up in a jail
would be their greatest joy.
Illegal gun possession
they now decided is bad.
They hoped convicting Hunter
would help them to ruin his dad.
Now, Hunter’s not been spotless,
but what would you expect?
His little sister died along
with mom in a car wreck.
He later lost his brother
to cancer of the brain.
He’s surely had more than his share
of suffering and pain.
Republicans were heartless,
they hoped to cash in big
with Hunter as distraction
from their crooked orange pig.
They screamed about his laptop,
which never did appear
while Comer and Jim Jordan said
“the proof is almost here”.
Now Hunter’s pleaded guilty
Republicans are wild
They say he’d have gone to prison
if he wasn’t Biden’s child.
They wanted him in irons
or maybe crucified.
The snowflakes melt so quickly
when it’s their tears being cried.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
60:: MTG, Keep Those Pants on for Me
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.06.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Marjorie Taylor Greene
saw a woman with no pants
at a Washington Gay Pride parade.
Poor Marjorie was upset
thought she often wears no pants
in the morning and the evening twice a day.
Perhaps it was a jealous woman thing
‘cuz Marjorie has serious static cling
and unlike me, poor Marjorie can’t sing
so processing her trauma’s not a thing.
So do your best to keep your pants on when with Marjorie.
She shows signs of a blockage in her cerebral artery.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
61:: When Republicans Pledge Allegiance to Satan
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.06.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· In order to participate in
GOP presidential debates
each simple-minded candidate
must sign a little pledge
to, once the candidate gets chosen,
they’ll shut their mouth and hold their nose ’n'
back that candidate completely
and speak of them only sweetly.
If Republicans nominate Lucifer for president,
which they have done a few times in the past,
they all must acquiesce
and say, “We love him, yes!
although he is a real horse’s ass”.
If Republicans nominate Satan for the White House
because they have no shame, morals or pride,
and don’t value free speech,
they pledge, every and each,
that they’ll cast all independent thought aside.
Though this may sound brainless and hypocritical,
from GOPers, it’s what we expect.
Their candidate may REALLY be dumbshitical
but who are they to comment or reject?
If Republicans name Beelzebub as leader
they’ll politely wring their hands and gnash their teeth
and just sigh and say “Oh well”
while marching off to Hell
cause there’s little in this world they’re not beneath.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
62:: Trump to Trade Golden Toilet for Stainless Steel
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.06.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Donald Trump keeps strange stuff in his toilet
that he’s anxious to show to his friends.
If the feds took it back, it would spoil it
but I fear that’s how this story ends.
Like a toddler who just ‘made a poopy’
he has something he’s so proud to show.
If not senile, he’s sure as hell ‘loopy’
To a prison he’s destined to go.
In a cell with a stainless steel potty,
with a cellmate who’s prone to explode
and a history of violence that’s spotty.
Through his actions, that seems what he chose.
No more chandelier over the plumbing
No more 2-ply paper for him.
Inmates likely have heard that he’s coming.
More and more his future looks grim.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
63:: Donald Trump to be Reinstated as President
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.06.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Oh remember, dear Trumpers,
that Donald Trump will be
reinstated any day now..
he said so on TV.
Then he’ll get right back to "infrastructure week”
and complete the border wall that you all seek.
He will offer the new health care plan
he promised years ago
and the premiums will cost you nothing
he wants you to know.
He’d have done that
back when he was still in power
if not for low-flow toilets and
water-conserving showers.
I’ll admit he got distracted
by issues close to him,
like the porn-stars he was silencing with cash,
and attempts to rig elections so he could remain in power
just like any dictator who is a fascist.
Oh remember, dear Trumpers,
that Donald Trump’s return
will be more than smoke and mirrors
when The Constitution burns.
Once in office, he will name himself as King
and democracy will no longer be a thing.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
64:: Trump, Weirdos, Creeps and Cranks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.06.2023 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump thought that his arraignment would garner massive crowds
in a great show of power proving
how he is revered.
But there was just a motley crew
of weirdos, creeps and cranks.
His sheep showed up to prove that they’re still happy to get sheared.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
65:: Trump's Magical Powers
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.06.2023 · 13:40:26 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump is turning himself in to court today.
When I heard that, the first thing I had to say
is if Trump can turn himself into a court
I have seriously sold that man short.
Rather than a court, it would be cute
if Trump turned himself into a newt
and then slithered back into his swamp
where a gator could give him a chomp.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
66:: Trump, Too Incompetent to be President
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.06.2023 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· If Trump made an honest mistake with those documents,
then he’s not fit to return as the President,
for he was monumentally negligent
because he’s cognitively incompetent.
In other words, Trump’s nothing but a putz,
who in addition, happens to be nuts.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
67:: A Religious Bigot, Trump, and The Unabomber
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.06.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Pat Robertson just died the other day,
the same day Donald Trump was indicted,
then “Ted” Kaczynski passed away in jail.
You may ask why these three things I have cited.
They say disasters come in groups of three,
but good things do as well, it’s clear to see.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
68:: Walt Nauta Didn't Do as he Oughta
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.06.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Walt Nauta didn’t do as he oughta.
Walt Nauta was Donald’s valet.
Walt Nauta, by Jack Smith’s been caught-a
and now it appears he will pay.
As a co-conspirator he’s charged.
His profile has thus been enlarged.
Walt Nauta’s a fool
to have been such a tool
with his duty dishonorably discharged.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson,
69:: Trump's Hiding Places
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.06.2023 · 13:04:44 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump has the maturity of a obnoxious playground 3rd grader. He will do something clearly illegal, then say "I NEVER DID THAT. HILLARY DID IT". He will say something disgusting about someone else then say, "I NEVER SAID THAT, I WAS JUST SAYING THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT AND I WAS JUST REPORTING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAID" He will blatantly violate the rules or norms and then say, "IT'S NOT WRONG IF I DO IT. IT WAS MY RIGHT TO DO THAT, BESIDES, BIDEN AND CLINTON DID THAT ONE TIME AND THEY DID IT BIGLY IN CHINATOWN." Trump has earned a major 'time out'......in prison.
The latest revelations on his document scandal are shocking and disgusting to all but the most pig-headed no-nothings of his followers, or in other words, to most of his followers. No matter how damning the evidence, they'll just say, "I don't believe evidence. I don't believe facts. I don't believe my eyes. I believe Trump." They could use a time out somewhere as well. Russia would be nice.
Mangy Fetlocks thought a little song about Donnie's hiding places in Maga-Lardo would be fun. Here are the lyrics:
In the ballroom, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the shower
Donald Trump was storing documents.
Likely more were at Trump Tower.
For the idiots who believe him, he says he did nothing wrong.
Hilary and Biden did far worse is his oft-repeated song.
Guys like Jordan,’n’ girls like Marjorie says Trump’s
pure as any lamb.
Donald claims, “I’m just a victim
Innocent is what I am”.
In the prison, in the hoosegow, in the big house, in the can.
Donald needs to live his final days
and I think that’s Jack Smith’s plan.
In the ballroom, in the bedroom, in the bathroom, in the shower
Donald Trump was storing documents,
likely more were at Trump Tower.
For the idiots who believe him, he says he did nothing wrong.
'Hillary and Biden did far worse' is his oft-repeated song.
Guys like Jordan, and girls like Marjorie
say Trump’s pure as any lamb.
Donald claims, “I’m just a victim!
Innocent is what I am”.
In the prison, in the hoosegow, in the big house, in the can.
Donald needs to live his final days
and I think that’s Jack Smith’s plan.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
70:: A Happy Farewell to Pat Robertson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.06.2023 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Pat Robertson is dead at 93.
Jesus was not content to let him be.
He smote that sucker good
just like I thought he would
He got what he deserved eventually.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
71:: Trump's First Real Job Success may come in Prison
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.06.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Trump's indictment today on federal charges raises the possibility that Trump may finally step into a role for which he is infinitely qualified; as a federal prisoner. Never before has he had a job where his skills met the demands of the position, and with little to no chances of having to deal with unhappy investors or bankruptcy. While he was a terrible businessman, a lousy "university" owner, and a joke as a president, Trump has what it takes to make it in the world of incarcerated felons. Mangy Fetlocks even wrote a song about it. Lyrics below:
Though he is a former president
Donald Trump’s now a defendant
If promoted to ‘prison resident’,
there his skills would prove transcendent.
He’d be finally over-qualified
which he ain’t never been before.
If he gets ‘bout 30 years inside
I’ll be grateful evermore.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
72:: Ho, Ho, Ho! It's Indictment Season!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.06.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· I've been noticing a special twinkle in the eyes and spring in the step of good friends lately as our favorite time of year appears to be here, Indictment Season! A feeling of good cheer and brotherhood is descending over the land as patriots witness the judicial process slowly playing out and charges against Donald Trump being brought forth. Like Christmas, but with a WAY larger and more irritable spoiled baby. Like Christmas, but without the credit-card hangover. The whole thing made Mangy want to sing. Lyrics below:
It’s indictment season
perhaps that is the reason
everybody’s looking happy.
An orange jump suit’s pretty snappy!
It’s indictment season
when a guy’s committed treason
nice to know that there’s a prison
that securely soon he is in.
Though a fat man will not show up on a sleigh
it appears one fat man may get locked away.
Though we may not hear the sound of jingling bells,
there’s a jingle from the keys to lock the cells.
It’s indictment season
perhaps that is the reason
everybody’s feeling smiley
for Jack Smith is more than wiley
It’s indictment season,
we’ll feel the love when he’s (Trump) in
a nice federal penitentiary
based on reasons evidentiary.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
73:: You Could End up Like Donald Trump!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.06.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· It comes as sad news to some, but if you lead a life of crime, corruption, illegality, deceit, self-centered arrogance, and general disdain for the citizens of the world, you might eventually get what is coming to you. It appears that Donald Trump is heading into the second half of the "F#ck around and find out" chapter of his life." One can only hope.
Mangy Fetlocks takes a serious turn for the day with a thought-provoking little song on the theme of "what goes around comes around". Lyrics below:
Sometimes a life of crime does not end well
Sometimes the heinous sinner goes to hell.
Sometimes the best laid plans of scoundrels fail.
Sometimes a guy like Trump ends up in jail.
Sometimes a co-conspirator will snitch
Sometimes a loyal Chief of Staff will switch.
Sometimes a probe goes off without a hitch
and sometimes it seems karma is a bitch.
Poor Donald Trump’s stuck in a hole!
In response it seems that he keeps digging.
Poor Donald Trump’s ultimate goal
was to be king through election rigging.
Sometimes even your kids abandon you
Sometimes you’re left alone and sad and blue.
Sometimes you go from mountaintop to slump
or worse yet, you end up like Donald Trump.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
74:: Banish the Book Banners!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.06.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Sarah Huckabee is banning books in Arkansas.
Ron DeSantis works at burning them in Florida.
If they’d only learned to read
they be not feeling the need
to view books as just a strange form of exotica.
These Republicans are big fans of stupidity.
They’d like libraries to be the way they used to be
back before the printing press
made the world such a mess.
They think more folks should, like them,
value vapidity.
Oh what fun to be illiterate and dumb
and be quite convinced that some
can’t be trusted with a book.
Oh how great when you simply cannot wait
to blithely eliminate
every literary crumb.
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
75:: Sveta Dances to Old McDonald with Boudreaux and Froggie
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.06.2023 · 12:38:13 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· Sveta LOVES the song OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM. She likes to sing along in various spots. She usually says something like "Oh Badonnoh" for the title line, and she calls the song EE-I-EE-Oh when requesting it. Our whole family dances during the song, and she loves to dance along. In this video, she picks up her friends, Froggie and Boudreaux to dance with here.
76:: Mangy Sings for His Granddaughter
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.05.2023 · 13:00:22 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
77:: It Appears that Trump is Screwed
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
78:: Kari Lake, a Charlatan and Fake
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.05.2023 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
79:: Ted Cruz, (aka "Trump Lite") pushes for Investigation of Bud Light.
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.05.2023 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
80:: Song Reveals Josh Hawley's Net Worth
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.05.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
81:: Trump the Lobster (A Song of Hope)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.05.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
82:: Josh Hawley is VERY Manly (He Said So)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
83:: Merrick Garland's Song of Love for Marjorie Traitor Greene
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.05.2023 · 12:57:41 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
84:: "George Santos, Don't You Cry" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.05.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
85:: "Lauren Boebert is a Free Woman Again", by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.05.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
86:: On the Likelihood of Pence Becoming President
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.05.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
87:: Comer's "Whistleblower" Gone without a Trace
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
88:: The 'Family-Values Party' Song, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
89:: Jim Jordan's Looking Stupid AGAIN
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
90:: God, Guns, and Genitalia
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.05.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
91:: Vladdy Putin Said to be Inconsolable over Loss
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.04.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
92:: Mangy Fetlocks Shares some Sad News
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.04.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
93:: Probing Questions for Tucker Carlson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.04.2023 · 21:57:04 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
94:: Republicans' Curious Transgender Obsession
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.04.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
95:: Clarence & Ginni: Integrity? Not Any
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.04.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
96:: We're Back Home Again
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.04.2023 · 14:01:33 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
97:: Rocket Malfunctions for Elon and Donald
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.04.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
98:: No Way Trump Had Sensitive Intelligence at Mag-a-Lardo!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.04.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
99:: The Big Lie Song or "Yippie-i-oh, Get Along Little Sheep"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.04.2023 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
100:: Shooting First, and Asking Questions Later (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.04.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
101:: To Those Worried that their beer may be "too woke".
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.04.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
102:: Donald Trump: "People Were Crying" (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.04.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
103:: Clarence Thomas: For the Man Who Has EVERYTHING
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.04.2023 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
104:: I'm Just not Feeling it Today
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.04.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
105:: The Indescribable Pain of Donald Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.04.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
106:: It Appears that Orange has brought out Something Blue
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.04.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
107:: Once Atop Stormy, Trump Now Not Even Above the Law
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.03.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
108:: NRA Says It's Just the Price of Freedom (SATIRE)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.03.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
109:: Donald Trump: Not Completely Useless (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.03.2023 · 13:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
110:: Orange Jesus is Flailing
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.03.2023 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
111:: Illegal for Josh Hawley to claim he’s a man?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.03.2023 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
112:: Why Mangy Fetlocks writes so damn many Trump songs
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.03.2023 · 13:05:20 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
113:: Haunted by what she's seen, Stormy Daniels calls Trump "Tiny".
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.03.2023 · 13:00:06 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
114:: I'm Afraid, on Tuesday, Trump's Life Won't Go Well (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.03.2023 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
115:: A Donald Trump Song for him to sing in prison!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.03.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
116:: Goodbye Bill (for a bandmate of mine from 1970)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.03.2023 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
117:: Goodbye Old Guitar
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.03.2023 · 14:05:13 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
118:: Little Pink (Roman) Baby, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.03.2023 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
119:: Mangy Fetlocks with a brief, erroneous history of Philippi
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.03.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
120:: Mangy Fetlocks' Song for 'Orange Kitty'
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.03.2023 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
121:: At Olga's Coffee and Bougatsa
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.02.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
122:: The Happy Cows of Greece (A Bovine Love Song)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.02.2023 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
123:: In Appreciation of (Greek) Hardware Stores
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.02.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
124:: Republican Gun Play Goes Horribly Awry
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.02.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
125:: 5,232 Miles
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.02.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
126:: Mangy Fetlocks, The Squeaky Wheel
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.02.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
127:: Dead End Street to be Named for Trump?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.02.2023 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
128:: Talking About the Baby
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.02.2023 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
129:: Dawn over the island Thassos from Palio Greece
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.02.2023 · 05:47:32 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
130:: Mangy visits Kavala, Greece
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.01.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
131:: Trump Wins Golf Tournament (by cheating, of course)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.01.2023 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
132:: Trump’s Remarkable Diamond Eulogy
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.01.2023 · 15:02:05 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
133:: On Knowing When and Where to Put Your Feet Up (or not)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.01.2023 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
134:: "Cowbell in a Song"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.01.2023 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
135:: What the Hell Do People See in Donald Trump?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.01.2023 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
136:: The Walls Are Closing In
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.11.2022 · 04:34:36 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
137:: Donald Trump's Hosting Nazis for Dinner
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.11.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
138:: Sarah Palin's Lost Again
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.11.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
139:: The Mangy Fetlocks Thanksgiving Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.11.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
140:: Trump Had a BAD Day Today
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.11.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
141:: Shake It Little Baby
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.11.2022 · 00:28:53 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
142:: If Jesus Shows Up Here Again
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.11.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
143:: About Trump's Low-Energy Announcement
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.11.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
144:: Grampa Plays the Recorder
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.11.2022 · 14:12:24 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
145:: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Mr.Trump Goes to Jail)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.11.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
146:: Jack Smith, A Special Counsel Indeed!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.11.2022 · 14:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
147:: Pence, The Walking Dead, and Donald
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.11.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
148:: Trump announces, "Blah, blah, blah, blah...
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.11.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
149:: Donald's Back!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.11.2022 · 18:29:53 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
150:: Kari Lake's Been Drained!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.11.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
151:: Trump's Secret Service Secret Shame
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
152:: Nancy Pelosi, January 6th's Commander-in-Chief
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.10.2022 · 15:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
153:: No President Has Done More for Israel Than Trump Has, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.10.2022 · 15:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
154:: Trump & Taft, Twins?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.10.2022 · 15:00:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
155:: D.J.T., or Doing Jail Time
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.10.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
156:: "Trump: Loser, Loner and Liar" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.10.2022 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
157:: Alex Jones Whines About Hell (He'd best get used to it)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.10.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
158:: Trump Said it was Okay to have Stolen Documents
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
159:: Blaming it on the Liberals (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
160:: A Second Amendment Hymn (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
161:: Mangy Bids a Painful Goodbye (To the one he's been sleeping with for years)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
162:: "Lauren Boebert is NOT Getting Dumber", says Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.10.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
163:: Herschel May Not Be Your Daddy (or Senator)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
164:: Trump: A Question of Storage
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.10.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
165:: Marjorie Taylor Greene's Automotive Epiphany
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.10.2022 · 13:05:56 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
166:: Pausing While Motorcycling in Scenic Ireland
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.09.2022 · 16:35:16 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
167:: "I Hope that Trump Will be Interred Next to Ivana", by Mangy Fetlocks (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.08.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
168:: Let's Talk About that Traitor Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.08.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
169:: Musical Whiplash after Don Jr.'s "Redact This" Tweet
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.08.2022 · 12:57:27 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
170:: In a World Full of Wonder, Wonder Why We Still Have Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.08.2022 · 05:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
171:: Trump is a Textbook Case
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.08.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
172:: Two Wisconsin Boys, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ron Johnson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.08.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
173:: How On Earth Did I Ever Get So Lucky?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.08.2022 · 13:11:17 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
174:: Mike Lindell, Oh What da Hell?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.08.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
175:: Marjorie Taylor Slime
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.08.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
176:: It's Best to Ignore Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.08.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
177:: Contrasting Liz Cheney and Donald Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.08.2022 · 13:00:16 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
178:: DONNIE WANTS HIS DOCUMENTS!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.08.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
179:: My Ted Cruz Nightmare (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.08.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
180:: If the FBI Can Go After Trump, They Can Go After You and Me (Thank God)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.08.2022 · 13:00:18 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
181:: Donald Trump's 2025 Performance at the Kenosha Bus Terminal
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.08.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
182:: A Musical Thank You
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
183:: Trump: Truly Grateful for the Gullible and Dumb
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
184:: "If You Can't Say Something Nice, Don't Say Nothin' at All" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.07.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
185:: I Think that Trump Should Run in 2024 (and to be safe, he should start now)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.07.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
186:: Mangy Fetlocks on bathroom safety, Bannon and Buster
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.07.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
187:: I've Got to Speed Up, or Life Needs to Slow Down
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
188:: Josh Hawley, Chicken
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.07.2022 · 13:06:43 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
189:: Mangy sings about Buster the Cat for President
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
190:: Bannon's Toast
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
191:: Trump's Mind is Missing
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
192:: A Prayer for Steve Bannon
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
193:: A Playground for Trump (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
194:: "Someone as Slimy as Me!" by Larry Lazuli
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
195:: "I Wrote No Song"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
196:: "Here Lies Trump" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
197:: It's Hard to be a Cowboy in the City, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
198:: "Every Crime Imaginable"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.07.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
199:: Donald and Boris, Both Bad, Both Gone
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.07.2022 · 13:05:13 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
200:: When Will You Stop Following Trump?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
201:: Oh What a Beautiful Morning in Wisconsin
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.07.2022 · 12:38:57 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
202:: The Drip, Drip, Drip of Information
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
203:: America Leads Where No One Should Want to Follow
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
204:: I Believe Cassidy Hutchinson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.07.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
205:: Donny, Grab the Wheel
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
206:: TRUMP, The Biggest Spoiled Baby You Ever Saw, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.07.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
207:: Donald, Just Testify Under Oath
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
208:: A song for Cassidy Hutchinson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.07.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
209:: Trump, Tougher on China than Any Past President
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
210:: Donald Trump, The Cowardly Liar
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.06.2022 · 13:00:15 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
211:: What's Gonna Come out Today?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.06.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
212:: Mangy Fetlocks' Pro-Life Poem (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
213:: Almost Telling Trump to "Go Fund Yourself"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
214:: A Song for Marjorie TG
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
215:: Trump KNEW He Lost
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.06.2022 · 12:57:53 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
216:: Republicans in Deep Doodoo
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
217:: The Fake Electors Song by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
218:: When Your God is YOU
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
219:: "The Gospel According to Lauren" (Boebert) satire
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.06.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
220:: Ginni Thomas: Dumb, Deluded and Dangerous
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
221:: The Capitol Basement Reconnaissance Tour Song (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
222:: What A Dull Display of Dopes
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
223:: THE BEST IS YET TO COME for the Trump Crime Syndicate
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.06.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
224:: Trump Belongs in Jail
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
225:: Trump Knew That He Had Lost
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
226:: Who Trump Would Likely Pardon
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
227:: The Proud Boys Gene Pool Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
228:: Trump's a Loser (Mangy Fetlocks States the Obvious)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.06.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
229:: Fox, Entertaining Idiots While Creating Even More
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
230:: Kash Patel Pens Pamphlet to Promote Plump Past-President's Fairytale
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.06.2022 · 13:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
231:: Trump Plans His Disinformation Campaign
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.06.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
232:: Marjorie Taylor Greene and her Great Escape
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.06.2022 · 13:06:47 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
233:: A Song for Lyin' Louie Gohmert
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.06.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
234:: Trump's Peter No Longer Free to Roam
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.06.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
235:: Republicans Explain School Shootings (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
236:: One Hand on my Bible, One Hand on my Gun (A Republican Campaign Song)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.06.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
237:: The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Guy with a Toaster...
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.06.2022 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
238:: Trump, Graham, Jordan, Cruz and Gaetz Common Fear
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.05.2022 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
239:: The Many Problems with "The Good Guy With a Gun"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
240:: The Trump Mental Health Crisis
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
241:: The True Story of Wayne LaPierre, Big Game Hunter
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.05.2022 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
242:: Thoughts and Prayers from Cruz and Abbott
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.05.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
243:: The Greg Abbott Campaign Song, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.05.2022 · 13:08:27 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
244:: Big Ginni 'T' by Brucie Valli and the Four Seasons Landscaping Crew
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
245:: For Wayne LaPierre and the NRA
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.05.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
246:: An Urgent Message Concerning Your Car's Warranty Extension
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.05.2022 · 05:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
247:: Mangy Explains the Great Replacement Theory
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.05.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
248:: Madison Cawthorn is Planning His Revenge
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
249:: Trump is REALLY Aging
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.05.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
250:: Some Truths about Ted Cruz
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
251:: Donald Trump and the "Papergate" Scandal
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
252:: That's Tucker, with an 'F'
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
253:: Donald Trump, Nothin' Special
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.05.2022 · 13:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
254:: Why Lauren Boebert Loves Free Speech
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.05.2022 · 13:00:31 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
255:: Trump Backs Trump Clone In Nebraska
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
256:: I Need a Break (from politics in particular)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
257:: Mangy's Mothers Day Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
258:: Donald Trump, Man of God?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.05.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
259:: A Song for Hirsute Men (or Women) Who Require a Band-Aid on their Butt
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.05.2022 · 13:07:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
260:: Gathering of Pervs (or simply G.O.P.)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
261:: Trump and McCarthy, Atrocious and Wrong
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.05.2022 · 13:00:58 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
262:: I Do Not Care For Donald Trump
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
263:: Trump's Mental Decline Worsens
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
264:: The Dusty Bottom Theme Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.05.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
265:: Hey, Little Baby (a lullaby)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.05.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
266:: Trump, His Little Friend, and their Fear of Fruit
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.04.2022 · 13:00:55 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
267:: Trump's Fear of Fruit
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.04.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
268:: Kevin McCarthy Accidentally Told the Truth
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
269:: Madison Cawthorn, The Victoria's Secret Representative
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
270:: Scatting for the Little Baby Girl
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.04.2022 · 18:12:59 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
271:: Donald Trump Doesn't Like to be Called Stupid (So Why Does He Speak?)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
272:: Putin and Trump, Peas in a Pod
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.04.2022 · 13:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
273:: Republican Candidates Suck (Up to Trump)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.04.2022 · 13:00:59 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
274:: "I've Had it With This Guy", The Kevin McCarthy Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
275:: Bill O'Reilly, Entitled, Pompous, Angry and Irrelevant
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.04.2022 · 13:02:16 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
276:: God's Plan for Lowering Testosterone Levels
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.04.2022 · 13:00:23 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
277:: Tucker's Testicle Tanning Trauma (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
278:: Tucker Carlson, The Beginning of the End of Men
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.04.2022 · 13:00:29 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
279:: Mark Meadows' Lying History
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
280:: Russia Today Report (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
281:: We Were Putzes, We Were Rubes (A song for Trumpsters Who've Seen the Light)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.04.2022 · 13:10:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
282:: Republican Fear
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
283:: They Sunk the Moskva. Now Sink Putin
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.04.2022 · 13:07:05 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
284:: Matt Gaetz Had a Girlfriend in High School
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
285:: The Fowl Story of Rodney, Who Went on to Lead a Productive Life
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
286:: 15 Boxes of Stolen Documents
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.04.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
287:: Little Baby Girl
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.04.2022 · 13:06:19 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
288:: Cocaine, Orgies and Flying the Flag
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
289:: Mangy On What He'd Like to Tell Ted Cruz
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.04.2022 · 13:08:17 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
290:: Mangy Fetlocks Deciphers Trump's Coded Message
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
291:: Donald Trump Junior, The Error Apparent
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
292:: The Party of Fraud, Fear and Fascism
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
293:: For Rotton Tom Cotton
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.04.2022 · 13:08:02 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
294:: Called to Poke the GOP
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
295:: Obama Came Back to See The White House (so Trump was jealous)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
296:: Shall I Compare Trump to a Painful Boil?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
297:: Trumpers and Brain Disorders
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.04.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
298:: Ginni Thomas Was a Cultist
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
299:: Sarah Palin's Running for Congress
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
300:: Trump's Posterior Motives
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.04.2022 · 13:09:02 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
301:: Kind of Feel the Wind's Knocked out of Me
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
302:: Mangy Missed His Keyboards
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.04.2022 · 13:08:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
303:: Seven Hours and Thirty Seven Minutes (Mystery of the Missing Call Log)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.04.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
304:: When I'm Invited to Washington Sex Parties
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
305:: A Song for Ginni Thomas
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.03.2022 · 13:08:47 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
306:: Ted Cruz, Jackassery Personified
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.03.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
307:: Donald Trump had a Hole in One
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.03.2022 · 17:33:59 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
308:: I Went to Texas and I Got COVID by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
309:: Rush Limbaugh is STILL Dead
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.03.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
310:: The Katanji Brown Jackson Song
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.03.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
311:: Good Morning from Texas
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.03.2022 · 13:00:32 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
312:: "Hangin' on the Handlebars"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
313:: Mangy Fetlocks' Musical Appeal to Putin (for what it's worth)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
314:: Mangy Fetlocks on Ukrainian Farmers Stealing Russian Tanks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
315:: Putin and Lavrov LOVE Fox
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.03.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
316:: Another Satisfied Boudreaux's Butt Paste Customer Gets Her Grampa to Sing About It.
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.03.2022 · 15:22:48 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
317:: Lindsey Graham, Hired Assassin (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
318:: Ted Cruz in a Big Rig
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
319:: Putin's Propaganda Puppet, Tucker Carlson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.03.2022 · 13:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
320:: Trump Thought Putin's Plan was 'Genius'
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.03.2022 · 13:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
321:: The Company You Keep
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
322:: "Once Putin's Overthrown" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.03.2022 · 13:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
323:: Trump Answers Hard Questions
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.03.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
324:: Bright New Light in the Night Sky (for Marybeth)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.03.2022 · 14:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
325:: Jen Psaki, Troll Magnet
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.03.2022 · 14:00:25 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
326:: Song of The Cat Herders
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.03.2022 · 14:00:15 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
327:: Trump, Putin and Zelensky: One of these is not like the others.
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.03.2022 · 14:00:29 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
328:: Putin, A Man's Man (satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.03.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
329:: Putin's Miscalculation
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.03.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
330:: Food for Thought (or Flowers)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.03.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
331:: Mangy's Babysitting Song (completed)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.03.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
332:: Mangy Extemporizes a Song for Sveta
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.03.2022 · 19:59:30 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
333:: Trump and Putin, Remarkably Alike
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.03.2022 · 14:07:19 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
334:: Tucker Carlson is Hot for Mr Putin
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.03.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
335:: Comparing Trump and Zelensky
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.03.2022 · 14:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
336:: A song for "Vlad the Failure"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.03.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
337:: Putin and The Insurrectionists
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
338:: Putin: Angry Little Man
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
339:: A Troll Song (For Dave Trohl)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
340:: Trump Thrilled by Putin's Real Estate Successes
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
341:: Trump and Daddy Vladdy
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.02.2022 · 14:07:35 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
342:: Tucker and Vlad, Fascist Love
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.02.2022 · 14:00:23 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
343:: Madison Cawthorn Whines to Tucker
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
344:: The Legislative Luddites of Wisconsin
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.02.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
345:: "What To Do, What to Do With Trump" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.02.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
346:: Trump's Golfing Was Intended to Prove That Government Doesn't Work
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.02.2022 · 14:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
347:: Trump and a Little Plot of Land in a Swamp
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.02.2022 · 14:00:26 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
348:: JESUS GUNS BABIES! claims Kandiss Taylor
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
349:: "A Real Donald Trump Kind of Guy"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.02.2022 · 14:00:12 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
350:: Republicans Redefining Freedom
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
351:: Josh Hawley and 'The Fist'
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.02.2022 · 18:00:38 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
352:: Block the Roads, Stoke the Fears
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.02.2022 · 14:00:27 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
353:: A Mangy Fetlocks Valentines Day Song (sort of)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.02.2022 · 14:07:33 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
354:: Fox News, Hillary and Trump as King (Satire)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
355:: How to Deal With "A Trump"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
356:: Happy Birthday to my Mom, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.02.2022 · 14:09:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
357:: LOCK HIM UP! (A Chant for Trump)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
358:: Trump Didn't just Pack the Courts
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.02.2022 · 18:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
359:: "Flushing Donald"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.02.2022 · 14:00:30 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
360:: Gazpacho Police Are Coming for YOUR Soup!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.02.2022 · 14:09:14 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
361:: Donald Trump's Document Storage Tips
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.02.2022 · 14:00:27 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
362:: Spineless AND Shameless:The Model Trumpublicans
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
363:: Trump Ran Democracy Through the Shredder
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
364:: The "Legitimate Political Discourse" Song, by Mangy Fetlocks (SATIRE)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.02.2022 · 14:05:58 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
365:: Unelected Idiots Meddled in our Election
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
366:: "Trump Was Wrong"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.02.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
367:: Trump and Jordan's Ten-minute 'Collusion Call' Comes to Light
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
368:: Mark Meadows, Trump's Weasel in a Bag
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.02.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
369:: "Trump Is Guilty as Hell", by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.02.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
370:: Republicans' Bold Response to Trump Revelations
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
371:: Trump Rumored to be on Grim Reaper's Upcoming 'Greatest Hits' Collection
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.02.2022 · 14:08:23 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
372:: Robert Lamay, Death of a Fox "Hero"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.02.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
373:: Time for Michael Flynn to Go to Jail or a Padded Cell
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
374:: Laura Ingraham's Hope to Replace Kate McKinnon on SNL
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
375:: "All Alone (and by myself)" by Bruce W. Nelson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
376:: "I Play Piano" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.01.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
377:: Matt Gaetz near the Gates of Hell
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 27.01.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
378:: "Ray and Rosie, Werner, Mitch, Colleen and Bea" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 26.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
379:: Peter Doocy, Don't SOB for Me
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.01.2022 · 14:08:38 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
380:: Donald Trump, "Il Duce of the Omelette Bar"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 25.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
381:: Sveta's First Piano Lesson (right hand only)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.01.2022 · 19:42:17 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
382:: For The Newt of Ill Repute
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 24.01.2022 · 14:00:21 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
383:: Tucker, M&Ms, and Heartache
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 23.01.2022 · 14:00:26 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
384:: Ivanka's Testimony
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 22.01.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
385:: Mangy Fetlocks sings "Little Pink Baby" for Sveta
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.01.2022 · 16:58:04 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
386:: Trump In a Barrel
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 21.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
387:: The Supreme Court, National Archives, & Trump (with Closed Captions)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 20.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
388:: Laura Ingraham, The Pustulent Pox at Fox
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 19.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
389:: Trump: Rich-Guy Assets, Average-Guy Problems
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 18.01.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
390:: "Stewart Rhodes, One-Eyed Snake" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 17.01.2022 · 14:00:11 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
391:: And Where Did it Get You? (or, 'A Life Well Wasted')
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 16.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
392:: Kevin McCarthy, Too Pretty for Jail?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 15.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
393:: "Baby's Sleeping Oh So Sweetly", by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.01.2022 · 18:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
394:: Melania Trump's post White House Rummage Sale
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 14.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
395:: I Will Never Endorse That Jerk Again
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 13.01.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
396:: Mangy Fetlocks & Sveta, "When the Baby Goes Burp in Your Ear"
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.01.2022 · 19:58:07 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
397:: The Greatest Rand Paul Song of all Time (for Werner)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.01.2022 · 14:05:52 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
398:: Jim Jordan: Plenty to Hide
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 12.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
399:: Waiting for the Baby to Have Something Good to Say
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.01.2022 · 21:12:33 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
400:: Jim Jordan, Nervous as Heck
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 11.01.2022 · 14:00:09 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
401:: Lindsey, Kevin and Ted's Plea to Donald
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.01.2022 · 14:07:23 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
402:: Mangy Fetlocks sings "I Will Be Your Friend" by Bruce W Nelson
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 10.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
403:: MTG, Congressional Sasquatch
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.01.2022 · 14:08:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
404:: When Heidi Cruz is Done with Whipping Ted
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 09.01.2022 · 14:00:28 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
405:: Trump's Thoughts on 'Wee the People'
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.01.2022 · 14:06:37 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
406:: Joe Biden Calls a Spade a Spade (about time)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 08.01.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
407:: Mangy vents about arrogant gasbag, Steve Bannon, and the addlepated Peter Navarro
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 07.01.2022 · 14:00:26 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
408:: Donald's Base and His Mushroom are Shrinking
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 06.01.2022 · 14:00:08 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
409:: "IN TRUMP THEY TRUST" ... Seriously?
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 05.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
410:: "Dereliction Donald" sung by "The Loquacious Lounge Lizard", Larry Lazuli
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 04.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
411:: Marjorie Taylor Greene's Twitter Blocked!
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 03.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
412:: TRUMP IN JAIL and Other Positive Thoughts
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 02.01.2022 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
413:: I Just Watch Jeopardy (when the Trumpers Get me Down)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.01.2022 · 14:00:25 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
414:: Mangy's VERY LAST song of 2021
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 01.01.2022 · 03:38:53 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
415:: The Absurdity and Stupidity of Desiring an All White Nation
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.12.2021 · 14:26:29 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
416:: A Special End of Year Message from Bruce W Nelson and/or Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.12.2021 · 14:09:48 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
417:: Mike Pence, A Worm by Any Other Name ...
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 31.12.2021 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
418:: A Mangy Fetlocks Public Service Ad for Flight Safety
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.12.2021 · 14:05:17 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
419:: Trump Media Business Plan
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 30.12.2021 · 14:00:26 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
420:: Dr. Oz's Campaign Song, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.12.2021 · 14:15:44 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
421:: Baby Beaver, by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.12.2021 · 14:09:17 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
422:: When You're a Schmuck (Like Jared Schmeck)
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 29.12.2021 · 14:00:10 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···
423:: "Save Your Love for Me" by Mangy Fetlocks
01.01.1970 · 01:00:00 ··· 28.12.2021 · 14:10:53 ··· ··· ··· ··· ··· ···