MIKE JOHNSON VIEWS NO PORN!
· 13.11.2023 · 16:00:06 ··· ··· Monday ·· 1 (1)
Bruce W. Nelson Now that Mike Johnson has become Speaker of the House, we can all rest better at night, reassured by the knowledge that our Speaker of the House is NOT watching porn on his phone. This frees up a great deal of time for him to spend contemplating just how much porn he is NOT watching, what type of porn he is NOT watching, how blessed by nature the pizza delivery man might be if he WERE watching porn about a tireless and enthusiastic delivery man, and how disgusted he would be, were he to watch such degenerate filth over and over again in the privacy of his Congressional office. Hurrah for purity and accountability in government. Quite a refreshing change from the pussy-grabbing, teen-pageant peeking, pervy past president who, surprisingly, is from the very same political party as Johnson.
Mangy Fetlocks wanted to celebrate this return to House wholesomeness with a little song. Lyrics below:
Mike Johnson views no porn.
(His son is keeping tabs.)
An app issues a warning
if porno vids he grabs.
Is he turned on by thoughts he’s monitored
each time he’s scrolling on his phone?
Does he believe that he needs help
to leave his Johnson alone?
copyright 2023, Bruce W Nelson
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