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Episode 62 - Meat Substitutions, a Chicken Wing Thief, a Killer Lookalike & the Super Bowl
· 03.02.2023 · 02:35:28 ··· Freitag ⭐ 0 🎬 0
📺 Your Unofficial Boys
Welcome to episode 62 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and Subscribe!
Episode Guide:
Beers of the Week:
- Combat Wombat by Rogue Ales (Newport, OR) - Rating: 3.75
- Drunken Vigils by Southern Pines Brewing Co. (Southern Pines, NC) - Rating: 1.00
Fact of the Week:
- Most people fall asleep in seven minutes.
- Wearing headphones for just an hour could increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- Nutmeg is a hallucinogen. The spice contains myristicin, a natural compound that has mind-altering effects if ingested in large doses.
- A jiffy is an actual unit of time. It's 1/100th of a second.
- Research Suggests men spend seven hours a year hiding in the bathroom for peace and quiet.
Jokes of the Week:
- They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
- What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
- What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
- A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
- A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Your Unofficial News:
- Pet fish 'commits credit card fraud' as owner finds pet ordering Nintendo Switch items.
- A Utah mom discovers she accidentally married her COUSIN - while she was pregnant with his baby - after realizing they had the same great-grandparents during an online baby name search.
- Cook County woman charged with stealing $1.5M in chicken wings from school district.
- Beauty blogger ‘killed lookalike she found on Instagram’ to fake her own death.
Unofficial Fanzone:
- Super Bowl Time.
- MLB releases the regular season schedule including opening day times, London, Mexico City series.
- MLB veteran Dexter Fowler announced his retirement from baseball Tuesday morning, ending a 14-year career that included a World Series ring and one All-Star selection.
- Zack Greinke re-signs with the Royals for the 20th season.
- Jazz Chisholm Jr. is the next face of MLB The Show. The Marlins' electric young second baseman-turned-center fielder was announced as the cover athlete for MLB The Show 23 on Monday
- NHL Standings.
- NBA Standings.
- Lebron is still a baby...
Unofficial Thoughts:
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· 03.02.2023 · 02:35:28 ··· Freitag
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