Stellar Blade: Hot Asian Girl Destroys Humanity 🔎🔍
🎞️ · 29.05.2024 · 01:00:16 ··· MiTTwoch ⭐ 9 🎬 126
📺Mr. P
🎬 · 29.05.2024 · 01:00:16 ··· MiTTwoch
😎 · 21.09.2024 · 23:02:28 ··· Samstag
Well, it's been a month since Stellar Blade released for the Playstation 5, and boy has a lot happened. From the initial excitement that Stellar Blade had a beautiful and sexy female protagonist named Eve, to the dumpster fire (more like "dumbster fire") that ignited because if out of touch gaming "journalists" who couldn't stand the fact that Stellar Blade's female protag seemed to appeal to the male gaze, the actual quality of the game has seemingly been lost in the firstorm of stupidity. I'll deal with that near the end of the video, but more to the point, is Stellar Blade actually any good, or have gamers been seduced by Eve's physics, making our brains also like jello?
Also, the, title isn't a spoiler for the game, but if Eve and Stellar Blade aren't somehow responsible for humanity burning itself down through it's owns stupidity, I'll be surprised.
Lastly, I forgot to mention my thoughts on the story, but I've written about it here if anyone is interested:
https://misterpsthoughts.blogspot.com/2024/05/stellar-blade-hot-asian-girl-destroys.html
0:00 Introduction
1:07 What is Stellar Blade?
1:33 Game Mechanics
3:08 Exploration and Environments
5:42 Multiple Endings
7:43 Collectibles and NG+!
9:44 Minor Complaints about Game Design
12:25 Overall Thoughts on the Game Itself
12:59 Stellar Blade Controversy Introduction
13:59 Gamers Rise Up!
14:34 Changes from the Demo
17:10 The controversy gets worse
17:29 The Devs Response
18:01 Censorship or Bait and Switch?
19:03 Censorship Inconsistencies
19:33 Censorship is Bad...Just so We're Clear
20:05 Other Dumb Changes
21:16 Ver. 1.03 Brings out More Dumb People
22:50 Let's Try Being Balanced About This
26:21 Closing Thoughts
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