Welcome to Kingdom Hearts (A Bo Burnam parody) 🔎🔍
🎞️ · 16.11.2022 · 01:45:20 ··· MiTTwoch ⭐ 0 🎬 0
📺Re:Translated
🎬 · 16.11.2022 · 01:45:20 ··· MiTTwoch
😎 · 03.07.2024 · 15:40:29 ··· MiTTwoch
You are welcome to take this version of the song and do with it what you will provided you credit The Re:Translated Project as the original creator of this Parody.
(Any words in brackets are for characters who are referenced but really needed the visuals... I'm sorry)
Lyrics:
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Have a look around
Anything that light of yours believes in can be found
We've got hours of story - some better, some worse
If some of it confuses you, well you’re not the first
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Open up the door
Would you like to visit Hercules or comprehend the lore?
There's no need to worry; It’s really not bad, haha
Give us a smile my friend, we won’t make you mad.
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! What would you desire?
Would you like to save a princess or the little wooden liar?
Be joyful! Be jealous! Be bursting with light!
We’ve got a million different wiki’s to cite.
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Cast your fears aside
This boy lived inside this one and here's an old man, Probably died. (Ventus, Sora, Master Xehanort)
We've got Mickey and Goofy, and Donald Duck too.
And a bunch of fan-fiction of all the different organization members fucking each other
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Hold on to your keys
There was only one, the Kingdom Key and now there’s loads of these
They are shiny and abundant, why is it unique?
If this keeps going then the series looks bleak.
See a boy get friended, get offended, love Aqua
Riku is misunderstood and
Kairi is a boring blah
Help out Roxas, break some boxes, just help Ventus cause a ruckus
Hey there’s Axel, he’s obnoxious, and rambunctious
Just to mock us for our-
Here’s a really stupid person (Terra)
Where is Sora’s Mom?
Eraqus is the worst master
Who the flaming hell’s Xion?
Which Real Org member are you? Take this quirky quiz
Yen Sid sent the Heartless just to fuck. with. all. the. kids.
Could I interest you in the darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time
Ansem is a godsend, and Xemnas is sublime
The darkness and more darkness all of the time
Could I interest you in the darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time
Ansem is a godsend, and Xemnas is sublime
The darkness and more darkness all of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago, 20 years or so
There was just one title, Squaresoft could call their own
There was Disney films, FF bits
A Keyblade or two
We travelled worlds, our hearts unfurled waiting
For you! You, incredible you
Mommy called {} you for dinner; You ignored cause you knew
Your friends are your power, Save the world is what you do.
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, Loveable
Your heart is strong, friends come along, Sora, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put our fate in your hands.
(*Laughing hysterically*)
Could I interest you in the darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time
Ansem is a godsend, and Xemnas is sublime
The darkness and more darkness all of the time
Could I interest you in the darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time
Ansem is a godsend, and Xemnas is sublime
The darkness and more darkness and more darkness and more darkness
And more darkness and more darkness,
All of the time
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