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media:description>👀 Check out @RyanGeorge's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXLU1THWVqo
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🌹 More tomfoolery from us 3 on @julienolke's channel: https://youtu.be/Ox4enH4iSnY
It’s a different kind of relationship.
Cast: Ryan George, Whitney Avalon, Julie Nolke
Writer: Whitney Avalon
Cinematographer: Sam Larson
Live Sound Recordist: Brandon Calder
Ms. Avalon’s Hair and Make-Up: Brooke Belliveau
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Sound Designer: Kevin Senzaki
VFX Supervisor: Sevan Najarian
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A tooth fairy retrieves a tooth and it absolutely does not get weird at all. "Moment of Tooth" is a dark comedy short film starring Noah Bean and Whitney Avalon. #ToothFairy #Comedy
** CAST **
Tooth Fairy: Whitney Avalon
https://www.instagram.com/whitneyavalon https://imdb.me/whitneyavalon
Ethan: Noah Bean
https://www.instagram.com/noahthebean https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063800/
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Auden Bui
Score: Hildegard von Blingin’
Hair and Make-Up: Roxanne McDanel
VFX Supervisor: Sevan Najarian
1st AD: Annie Girard
Color: Ryan K McNeal at RKM Studios
Production Designer: Duncan Reddy
Sound Designer: Kevin Senzaki
1st AC: Jorge Gomez
Sound Recordist: Ray Gaona
Key Grip: Matthew Halla
Gaffer: Sebastian Kolderup-Lane
Executive Assistant: Jenna Bryson
Assistant Editor: Juliana White
PA: Nick Vespe
Window Wrangler: Kim Brunner
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media:description>✨ Get a signed postcard and other fun stuff here: https://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
▶ Watch “The Ocean Will Be Mine” https://youtu.be/xF3_H0JOPJ0
▶ Watch “Rolling in the Deep” https://youtu.be/yTqZZ5fZ8bo
Join us behind the scenes with Garrett Clayton, Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon, and the whole crew that made these music videos! Featuring bloopers, laughs, and absolutely no tentacles. ;)
Filmed following strict safety guidelines.
** CAST **
Eric: Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
“Ocean” Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’Connell
“Rolling” Composer: Cristian R. Villagra
Producer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
“Rolling” Music Mix: Ed Boyer
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
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Welcome to purgatory, where right after the events of “The Little Mermaid” Ursula has some time to think about how things went wrong – with the help of her trusty alter-ego Vanessa, of course. Starring the divine Alyssa Preston as everyone’s favorite purple villainess!
Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula #Adele
** CAST **
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon
Music Producer, Orchestrator*: Cristián R. Villagra
Producer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer, Puppeteer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
Music Mix: Ed Boyer
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
*based on the original by Adkins & Epworth
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** RULING IN THE DEEP LYRICS **
There’s a fire starting in my heart
Just metaphorically - nothing burns in the briny dark
Finally, I can see it all too clear
Hoodwinked and ganged up on and stabbed with a ship-spear
Surely I should have ended up as queen
Don’t underestimate a restless, reckless teen
There’s a fire pressing in my chest
Just metaphorically – as we already have addressed
As I reflect with my reflection
I just keep thinking that we almost had it all
Though it’s too late for introspection
I can’t help feeling
We could have had it all (Power and prestige, far under the sea)
Ruling in the deep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
I had them in the palm of my hand (Power and prestige, far under the sea)
But I lost to Mermaid Streep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
Triton long since had gone into decline
But I was at my peak, for I always have been divine ;)
Think of me in the depths beneath the waves
In coral castle caves where I’d make everyone my slaves
A bratty princess, her stubborn daddy (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)
In spite of both of them I almost had it all (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
This exiled girlboss was not the baddie (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)
I can’t help feeling (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
Reine des poissons, vaincre la sirène (I could have had it all)
Ruling in the deep (I speak body language, and yes also French (Ruling in the deep)
Should’ve had crab cakes made of Sebastian (I had them in the palm of my hand)
Well, look at the time: it’s thick-thirty again (Must I finally admit defeat?)
Could’ve had it all
Ruling every tide
The contracts may have had loopholes
Still I hardly ever lied
Poor sad souls, I would help them live their dreams
No one can prove that I enjoyed their later screams
Not every sea witch is evil as she seems
Just pay me back and I don’t take it to extremes
Oh how I wish he never had kissed the girl
Brought her to his home, a part of his world (We could’ve had it all)
Oh how I wish he never had kissed the girl (We could’ve had it all, yeah)
Chose to keep her legs a part of his world (It all, it all, it all)
We could have had it all
Ruling in the deep
I had her in the palm of my hand
Should’ve slaughtered Triton’s daughter in the water
Should’ve shut her up for keeps
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I wrote this song in 2019 out of a lifelong love for “The Little Mermaid” -- especially Ursula and her purple-eyed alter-ego Vanessa. With the new live-action movie coming soon, it seemed like the right time to finally finish the project and share it with the world. And how fortunate we all are that the wonderful Garrett Clayton jumped aboard ;) as Prince Eric!
Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #Disney #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula
** CAST **
Eric: Garrett Clayton (https://www.youtube.com/@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
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** THE OCEAN WILL BE MINE LYRICS **
Merfolk are fools, so weak and flimsy
They're afraid of me and all my mighty magic
Poor Ariel, all hope and whimsy
She's got no chance and it is positively tragic
I've got her voice, I've got her man
I've got a wedding to attend within the hour
I've carried out my brilliant plan
And soon I'll once again have near-infinite power
No, that mermaid mime won't get her kiss
The ocean will be--
I will pull her into the abyss
And then she will be--
Triton will become her substitute
All because she thought one guy was cute
The palace will be--
The ocean will be mine!
Oh, yes
The ocean will be mine!
[Eric sings beautiful snippets of melodies, reminiscent of Ariel’s]
Humans are fools
So dense and simple
Trying for happiness but dying all too soon
This silly prince
With his manly dimple
Easy to brainwash with one pretty little tune
He's quite a catch (ha!)
He's quite a prize
He's not my type but still I love to make him twitch
He's gonna get
A huge surprise
When he notices he's hitched to a big, bad witch
I'm so glad we'll marry right away
My true love will be--
I’ve declared a national holiday
And soon you will be--
Endless years of blissful joy ahead
Wait... but shouldn’t your hair be red?
And shouldn’t you be--
My true love will be mine!
Oh, yes
My true love will be mine!
It's too perfect (It's too perfect)
I have found you and I know without a doubt (In my web and won't get out)
It's so easy (It's so easy)
I'm a prince so all must do as I command (Even better than I'd planned)
It's all I ever wanted
Every dream coming true
A peerless muse (A fearless ruse)
Me and you
Soon I'll have a crown they can't ignore
The ocean will be--
Left all of my worries back on shore
My true love will be--
Victory has been long overdue
Wait... but weren’t your eyes more, uh… blue?
The ocean will be mine / my true love will be mine!
Oh, yes
My true love will be mine / the ocean will be mine!
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media:description>Let me tell you a story! Put in your headphones, close your eyes, and enjoy.
✨ Free “Dragonfare” PDF: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82238659
▶ “Dragonfare” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/41JJvNw23lGbYOAcdHcOHQ
▶ “Dragonfare” on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/dragonfare-a-fairy-tale-ep/1684104140
And now for something slightly different! I wrote and recorded a short story and the legendary Hildegard von Blingin’ created accompanying music and soundscape for you to immerse yourself in.
I’d love to write a full novel about these characters someday – Nefarya has many adventures ahead of her! – but in the meanwhile here’s the truth of her past.
Since my fairy tale twists have been enjoyed billions of times worldwide, I hope you’ll also love this fun new story, featuring princesses, magic, and (you guessed it!) dragons.
** CREDITS **
Written & Read By: Whitney Avalon
Music & Soundscape By: Hildegard Von Blingin’ @Hildegardvonblingin
Additional Audio Editing By: Lizzie Goldsmith
Art: 1920 work by Virginia Frances Sterrett
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media:description>Fischl and Mona’s quest? Today, it’s a #PrincessRapBattle! This video is sponsored by #GenshinImpact. https://genshinimpact.com
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6PO1sEZlGjUAaNxrlpF4wl
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/fischl-vs-mona-princess-rap-battle-single/1663096384
Katheryne (Whitney Avalon) sets up two high-powered teams of adventurers for a rap battle, led by Fischl (Briana White) and Mona (Anna Akana) within the magical world of the imaginative game Genshin Impact! #HoYoFair #HoYoFair2023
Press/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Director, Katheryne: Whitney Avalon https://instagram.com/whitneyavalon
Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett https://instagram.com/thestevegossett
Mona: Anna Akana https://www.instagram.com/annaakana
Fischl: Briana White https://www.instagram.com/itsbrianawhite
Jean: Karalynn Dunton https://www.instagram.com/karalynndunton
Barbara: Kelsey Marie Edwards https://www.instagram.com/kelseymarieedwards
Klee: Kim Dalton https://www.instagram.com/kim.dalton
Lisa: Dani Scott https://www.instagram.com/highdefreckles
Voice of Oz, Craft Service: Jonathan Regier https://www.instagram.com/jonathanregier
Producers: Libby Ward, Billy Brenner
Composer: Dirty Hollywood
Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: James Thompson
Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
1st AC: Robby Marino
2nd AC: David Trinidad
Gaffer: Andrea Sachs
Key Grip: Robert Quinn
G&E Swing: Lucas Villa
Post PA: Michael Sullivan
BTS Videographer: Jessica Gallant
Still Photographer: Robert Tapaltsyan
1st AD: TC De Witt
Production Coordinator: Corinna Wagner-Smith
Costume Designers: Tara Reich, Hana Hart, Kayley Johnson
Make-Up Department Head: Rebecca Lee Castro
Make-Up: Lizzy Polanco
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Production Designer: Johnson Cooley
Art Department: John Hastie, Hannah Gonzalez
Art Department Assistant: Jimmy Ambrose, Nikki Javadi, Matthew Crouchley, Drew Gibbs
Art Consultant: Jonathan Thierault
Playback, PA: Andy Loud
Fabricator: Rachel Burson
Puppeteer, PA: Jim Burzelic
PA: Rod Kim
VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle
Special Thanks: Elizabeth Osterwich, Moby's Coffee, Fonco Studios
** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
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media:description>▶ Ali’s outrageous channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/alispagnola
✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/friday-1920s-big-band-style-single/1653631722
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3p57UqTVhvd0mJMeiG5iqD
What if Rebecca Black’s infamous song Friday were from the 1920s, with a live 11-piece big band?! HOP IN THE BUCKET WITH THESE TWO SWANKY CANARIES AND LET’S FIND OUT, KID!
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Singer: Ali Spagnola (https://instagram.com/alispagnola, https://alispagnola.com)
Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Grip & Electric: Ryan Magennis
Editor: Claire Wiley
Music Arranger*: Elliot Deutsch
Mixer: Jason Lee
Saxophones: Will Vargas
Trumpets: Elliot Deutsch
Trombones: Robert Todd, Jr.
Piano: Scott Healy
Upright Bass: Brian Ward
Drums: Greg Sadler
*based on the original by Jey & Wilson
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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media:description>✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Watch “WTF 2020s” https://youtu.be/JJRyyQ9_6eo
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF
** CAST **
Thomas Lennon (https://instagram.com/thomaslennon, https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502073/)
Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Hair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
1st AC: Alejandro Echevarria
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac Lachenbruch
Sound Mixer: Will Kioultzopoulos
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
PA: Rene Peraza
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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media:description>✨ Alt ending here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225
▶ Bloopers & behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/I6nXUdJes_U
Thomas Lennon and Whitney Avalon sing about how the decade is going.
After releasing “WTF 2020?!” https://youtu.be/zCsVp6hRTsA around Christmas two years ago, I’d hoped life would improve so much that I’d never have to make a sequel. But here we are, with the expanded follow-up starring glorious 3-time Emmy nominee Thomas Lennon! The WTF Cinematic Universe continues to grow. :)
Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #ThomasLennon #Comedy #Duet
** CAST **
Thomas Lennon (https://instagram.com/thomaslennon, https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502073/)
Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Hair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
1st AC: Alejandro Echevarria
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac Lachenbruch
Sound Mixer: Will Kioultzopoulos
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
PA: Rene Peraza
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
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Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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title>BABY YODA SONG | Grogu, Ahsoka, Mandalorian parody Disney’s Beauty and the Beast/title>
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media:description>✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nCI7AExL3Q73iEvX6IhVW
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/gaston-ahsoka-mandalorian-style-single/1622473921
I adore Grogu / Baby Yoda so much that I could not rest until I’d created an entire parody music video of Ahsoka and Din Djarin singing his praises to the tune of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast! Please enjoy this Star Wars + classic Disney mashup.
Of course, huge shout-outs to Ashley Eckstein (who voiced Ashoka) and Rosario Dawson (who played live-action Ahsoka) as well as the thousands of creatives who made The Mandalorian, Star Wars in general, and the original Beauty and the Beast!!! It was an honor to be airbrushed orange to salute their brilliance.
Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #StarWars #BeautyAndTheBeast #Parody
** CAST **
Ahsoka: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon
Mandalorian – Voice: Evan Gregory of The Gregory Brothers https://www.youtube.com/c/gregorybrothers https://www.youtube.com/c/songify
Mandalorian – On-Screen: David Odom of The Warp Zone https://www.youtube.com/c/TheWarpZone https://www.instagram.com/mr.spodom
Grogu – Puppeteer: Danny Montooth https://www.instagram.com/dmontooth https://www.twitch.tv/perceptionstudio
** CREW **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon
Producer: Kristen Brancaccio
Orchestrator*: Cristián R. Villagra
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Rachelle Flauta
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
1st AC: Ryan Magennis
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Chaz Moore
Art Department Assistant: Olivia Bailey
Mandalorian Costumer: Brian Fisher
Assistant Editor: Alex Wolf
PA: Chandler Berg
*based on the original by Alan Menken & Howard Ashman
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** LYRICS **
Grogu and I can feel each other’s thoughts.
Grogu?
Yes. That’s his name.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Grogu
Emotions confused and entwined
I wish it were easy to free you, Grogu
From all of the fears in your mind
There’s no little guy as resilient as you
Your aptitude surely could grow
Some day there’ll be no one as brilliant as you
Or you might choose to stay with Mando
No one’s cute like Grogu
Mostly mute like Grogu
Only comes to the top of your boot like Grogu
Though you’re currently a neutral player
Perfect, a pure padawan
Once you’re trained by a Cal, Mace, or Leia
We’d soon see which side you would prove to be on
No one brawls like Grogu
Sells out dolls like Grogu
Loves to levitate your shiny balls like Grogu
I’m not singing, I don’t like participating
Great! Concentrate on Grogu
Two seasons down
How many more?
Grogu is the star
People are watching for
No one tries like Grogu
Has huge eyes like Grogu
No one’s blood is a sought-after prize like Grogu
Though it’s truly a pleasure to meetcha
You’ve potential like I’ve rarely seen
I am not the right person to teach ya
By all definitions you’re currently green – get it?
When I looked away, he ate four froggy eggs
Which I quickly condemned and chastised
But later, I think he ate five froggy eggs
Though at least they were unfertilized
Ooof - no one snacks like Grogu
has our backs like Grogu
Will force choke anyone who attacks like Grogu
I never thought I’d have to babysit, but
This is the way
He’s my foundling, my stray
Till he’s safe and we’ve won
He’s my child, my son
The lone wolf and his cub
Finding joy and yub nub
So though I have to bid you adieu
There’s no need to be glum, let’s see what he’ll become
And his name’s G-R-O…
G-R-O-O-T… no, wait…
G-R-O-G-U-real soon…
I’m still gonna call him “kid”
Groguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Come do a cameo on my show
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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title>SPACE BEES | Felicia Day, Burl Moseley, Joey Richter, Whitney Avalon, NASA's Universe of Learning!/title>
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media:description>I had the honor of working with NASA’s Universe of Learning on the Astrophysics Variety Hour, a project that takes you channel-surfing through the galaxy! Watch the whole show now at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LVWqPMmf0g – this is just one segment! The main video also includes many live-action segments starring some of my favorite actors plus an original song performed by Rachel Bloom.
** ASTROPHYSICS VARIETY HOUR CREDITS **
Starring: Felicia Day
Featuring: Whitney Avalon, Rachel Bloom, Andre Boyer, Lauren Lopez, Burl Moseley, Alyssa Preston, Joey Richter, Clayton Snyder, and Wil Wheaton – as well as dozens of real exoplanet scientists!
Creator & Writer: Tim Pyle
Additional Writing: Whitney Avalon
Executive Producers: Anya Biferno, Lynn Cominsky, Kathleen Lestition, Denise Smith, Gordon K. Squires
Producers: Kenneth Kolb, Janice Lee
Creative Producer: Whitney Avalon
Directors: Whitney Avalon, Tim Pyle
Directors of Photography: Keith Miller, Merlin Showalter
Make-Up and Hair Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Austin Evans, Roxanne McDanel, Kayle Williams
Visual Effects, CG Modeling & Animation: Tim Pyle
Additional Animation (Exoplanet Song): Juan Carlos Vargas
Additional CG Modeling: Keith Miller
Produced at Caltech/IPAC by the IPAC Communications & Education team for NASA’s Universe of Learning https://universe-of-learning.org
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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media:description>✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Watch “Without a Paddle (A Tribute to Schitt's Creek)” https://youtu.be/GmnGbe4aqnY
▶ Watch “Oedipus Rex” https://youtu.be/LaCsgZp8M3c
** WITHOUT A PADDLE CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (https://www.bencohenguitar.com/)
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
** OEDIPUS REX CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Additional Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator*, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell (https://www.ryanomusic.com)
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West Props: Kim Brunner
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*based on the original by Tom Lehrer (https://tomlehrersongs.com)
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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title>Holding Out for a Hero | Medieval Bardcore Style | Hildegard von Blingin’ & Whitney Avalon/title>
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media:description>✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ https://www.youtube.com/hildegardvonblingin Hildegard’s marvelous channel, full of beautiful medieval versions of popular songs!
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3Ziu9rEYYmUxccDF47GPPY
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/holding-out-for-a-hero-medieval-bardcore-style-single/1588144614
Watch on the biggest screen you can – there are SO many fun little details in the animation!
We’ve been working on this project since summer 2020, well before the TV series LOKI included this song in a renaissance faire scene. Synchronicity!
** CREDITS **
New Lyrics, Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon
New Lyrics, Producer, Music Track, Singer: Hildegard von Blingin’
Animation: OOF Animation (Ana Stefaniak & Ignatz Johnson Higham) https://www.oofanimation.co.uk/
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
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** LYRICS **
[HILDEGARD] Whither have the worthy gone, oh, where is fair Gawain?
Where is gallant Galahad to take the bridle rein?
[WHITNEY] Is there not a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and I dream of what I need
[H] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the night
I pray he be hale
Wingèd of heel
And newly return’d from the fight
[W] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning light
He must be assur’d
E’er true to his word
With a wit that will thrill and excite
Thrill and excite
Erelong at the witching hour within my reverie
Somewhere just beyond the veil someone reacheth out for me
[H] Racing on a courser and clad in gleaming mail
I shall answer none but he who bringeth me the grail
[W] Aaah, I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the night
Could I but afford
My very own sword
I would not require his might
[H] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning light
By god was he blessed
E’er true to his quest
A man of whom Chaucer will write
[W] Up where the dragons glide near heaven above
Out on a storm-tossed odyssey
Verily doth a saintly champion ride toward me
[H] Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain
The plague, and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
[BOTH] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
I pray he be hale
Wingèd of heel
And newly return’d from the fight
I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the morning light
A knight, not a pawn
A true paragon
With armor and eyes shining bright
I need a hero
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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title>My Very Favorite Hymn | Beautiful Worship Song "He Flies" | Church of FSM/title>
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▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0B0pEEErvtIv901N94oiKL
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/es/album/he-flies-a-hymn-to-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-single/1587956688
I don’t talk about religion much, but I hope this brings you comfort the way it does for me.
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Performer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix/Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Jake Lloyd Bacon
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
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** “HE FLIES” LYRICS **
I have felt all of my life
The love of our creator
Who delivers us from strife
Our true north navigator
There is grace in this belief
In knowing what is right
That my life, however brief,
Is guided by his light
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He is right here in my heart and there on high
With his perfect pair of giant googly eyes
I know he sees all that I do, can't be surprised
He's a spaghetti monster and you bet he flies
When I think about his blessing
My faith is hotter than a cinder
And when others say we’re guessing
I just strap on my colander
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He will never ask you to be circumcised (no, no)
Do not question his grand plan for he is wise
Reassure your friends whenever someone dies
He's a spaghetti monster and he surely flies
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He is floating up there sauce-tossed in the skies
Dress piratical and don't apologize
I have felt his noodles hold me when I cried
He's a spaghetti monster
He's our spaghetti monster
Trust and obey the monster
For I know that he still flies
R'amen!
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Whitney Avalon
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1:: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (ft. Ryan George and Julie Nolke)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 03.02.2024 16:00:07 👀 Check out @RyanGeorge's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXLU1THWVqo
✨ My secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
🌹 More tomfoolery from us 3 on @julienolke's channel: https://youtu.be/Ox4enH4iSnY
It’s a different kind of relationship.
Cast: Ryan George, Whitney Avalon, Julie Nolke
Writer: Whitney Avalon
Cinematographer: Sam Larson
Live Sound Recordist: Brandon Calder
Ms. Avalon’s Hair and Make-Up: Brooke Belliveau
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Sound Designer: Kevin Senzaki
VFX Supervisor: Sevan Najarian
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2:: MOMENT OF TOOTH | funny short film about a tooth fairy
01.01.1970 01:00:00 18.11.2023 18:15:12 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
A tooth fairy retrieves a tooth and it absolutely does not get weird at all. "Moment of Tooth" is a dark comedy short film starring Noah Bean and Whitney Avalon. #ToothFairy #Comedy
** CAST **
Tooth Fairy: Whitney Avalon
https://www.instagram.com/whitneyavalon https://imdb.me/whitneyavalon
Ethan: Noah Bean
https://www.instagram.com/noahthebean https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063800/
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Auden Bui
Score: Hildegard von Blingin’
Hair and Make-Up: Roxanne McDanel
VFX Supervisor: Sevan Najarian
1st AD: Annie Girard
Color: Ryan K McNeal at RKM Studios
Production Designer: Duncan Reddy
Sound Designer: Kevin Senzaki
1st AC: Jorge Gomez
Sound Recordist: Ray Gaona
Key Grip: Matthew Halla
Gaffer: Sebastian Kolderup-Lane
Executive Assistant: Jenna Bryson
Assistant Editor: Juliana White
PA: Nick Vespe
Window Wrangler: Kim Brunner
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3:: BLOOPERS & BTS (The Ocean Will Be Mine ft. Garrett Clayton @garrettclayton1, Alyssa Preston)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 23.09.2023 17:49:24 ✨ Get a signed postcard and other fun stuff here: https://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
▶ Watch “The Ocean Will Be Mine” https://youtu.be/xF3_H0JOPJ0
▶ Watch “Rolling in the Deep” https://youtu.be/yTqZZ5fZ8bo
Join us behind the scenes with Garrett Clayton, Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon, and the whole crew that made these music videos! Featuring bloopers, laughs, and absolutely no tentacles. ;)
Filmed following strict safety guidelines.
** CAST **
Eric: Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
“Ocean” Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’Connell
“Rolling” Composer: Cristian R. Villagra
Producer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
“Rolling” Music Mix: Ed Boyer
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “Time flies when you’re having fun! 😂” below.
4:: Rolling in the Deep | Adele | Little Mermaid Style (Ursula Disney Parody!)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 24.06.2023 16:24:59 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3IsAWE5vzhFcY8sj4BQvau
🎧 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/rolling-in-the-deep-little-mermaid-style-single/1694784853
Welcome to purgatory, where right after the events of “The Little Mermaid” Ursula has some time to think about how things went wrong – with the help of her trusty alter-ego Vanessa, of course. Starring the divine Alyssa Preston as everyone’s favorite purple villainess!
Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula #Adele
** CAST **
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon
Music Producer, Orchestrator*: Cristián R. Villagra
Producer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer, Puppeteer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
Music Mix: Ed Boyer
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
*based on the original by Adkins & Epworth
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** RULING IN THE DEEP LYRICS **
There’s a fire starting in my heart
Just metaphorically - nothing burns in the briny dark
Finally, I can see it all too clear
Hoodwinked and ganged up on and stabbed with a ship-spear
Surely I should have ended up as queen
Don’t underestimate a restless, reckless teen
There’s a fire pressing in my chest
Just metaphorically – as we already have addressed
As I reflect with my reflection
I just keep thinking that we almost had it all
Though it’s too late for introspection
I can’t help feeling
We could have had it all (Power and prestige, far under the sea)
Ruling in the deep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
I had them in the palm of my hand (Power and prestige, far under the sea)
But I lost to Mermaid Streep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
Triton long since had gone into decline
But I was at my peak, for I always have been divine ;)
Think of me in the depths beneath the waves
In coral castle caves where I’d make everyone my slaves
A bratty princess, her stubborn daddy (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)
In spite of both of them I almost had it all (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
This exiled girlboss was not the baddie (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)
I can’t help feeling (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)
Reine des poissons, vaincre la sirène (I could have had it all)
Ruling in the deep (I speak body language, and yes also French (Ruling in the deep)
Should’ve had crab cakes made of Sebastian (I had them in the palm of my hand)
Well, look at the time: it’s thick-thirty again (Must I finally admit defeat?)
Could’ve had it all
Ruling every tide
The contracts may have had loopholes
Still I hardly ever lied
Poor sad souls, I would help them live their dreams
No one can prove that I enjoyed their later screams
Not every sea witch is evil as she seems
Just pay me back and I don’t take it to extremes
Oh how I wish he never had kissed the girl
Brought her to his home, a part of his world (We could’ve had it all)
Oh how I wish he never had kissed the girl (We could’ve had it all, yeah)
Chose to keep her legs a part of his world (It all, it all, it all)
We could have had it all
Ruling in the deep
I had her in the palm of my hand
Should’ve slaughtered Triton’s daughter in the water
Should’ve shut her up for keeps
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “Alyssa Preston is a queen!” below - because it’s TRUE!
5:: Little Mermaid Live-Action Song | The Ocean Will Be Mine | w/ Garrett Clayton! @garrettclayton1
01.01.1970 01:00:00 21.05.2023 18:02:16 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/383ybpRgwJluXDVmlukhIz
🎧 Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-ocean-will-be-mine-single/1688897697
I wrote this song in 2019 out of a lifelong love for “The Little Mermaid” -- especially Ursula and her purple-eyed alter-ego Vanessa. With the new live-action movie coming soon, it seemed like the right time to finally finish the project and share it with the world. And how fortunate we all are that the wonderful Garrett Clayton jumped aboard ;) as Prince Eric!
Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #Disney #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula
** CAST **
Eric: Garrett Clayton (https://www.youtube.com/@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)
Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Ursula: Alyssa Preston (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3273981)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Kim Brunner
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Hair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy Polanco
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
1st AC: Michael Justin
Grip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper Thomas
Recording Engineer: James Thompson
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM Studios
PA: Chandler Berg
Filmed at: Fonco Studios
Special Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company
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** THE OCEAN WILL BE MINE LYRICS **
Merfolk are fools, so weak and flimsy
They're afraid of me and all my mighty magic
Poor Ariel, all hope and whimsy
She's got no chance and it is positively tragic
I've got her voice, I've got her man
I've got a wedding to attend within the hour
I've carried out my brilliant plan
And soon I'll once again have near-infinite power
No, that mermaid mime won't get her kiss
The ocean will be--
I will pull her into the abyss
And then she will be--
Triton will become her substitute
All because she thought one guy was cute
The palace will be--
The ocean will be mine!
Oh, yes
The ocean will be mine!
[Eric sings beautiful snippets of melodies, reminiscent of Ariel’s]
Humans are fools
So dense and simple
Trying for happiness but dying all too soon
This silly prince
With his manly dimple
Easy to brainwash with one pretty little tune
He's quite a catch (ha!)
He's quite a prize
He's not my type but still I love to make him twitch
He's gonna get
A huge surprise
When he notices he's hitched to a big, bad witch
I'm so glad we'll marry right away
My true love will be--
I’ve declared a national holiday
And soon you will be--
Endless years of blissful joy ahead
Wait... but shouldn’t your hair be red?
And shouldn’t you be--
My true love will be mine!
Oh, yes
My true love will be mine!
It's too perfect (It's too perfect)
I have found you and I know without a doubt (In my web and won't get out)
It's so easy (It's so easy)
I'm a prince so all must do as I command (Even better than I'd planned)
It's all I ever wanted
Every dream coming true
A peerless muse (A fearless ruse)
Me and you
Soon I'll have a crown they can't ignore
The ocean will be--
Left all of my worries back on shore
My true love will be--
Victory has been long overdue
Wait... but weren’t your eyes more, uh… blue?
The ocean will be mine / my true love will be mine!
Oh, yes
My true love will be mine / the ocean will be mine!
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “Shell yeah!!! 🐚” below.
6:: Dragonfare | A Fairy Tale With Magical Music ✨
01.01.1970 01:00:00 29.04.2023 16:00:43 Let me tell you a story! Put in your headphones, close your eyes, and enjoy.
✨ Free “Dragonfare” PDF: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82238659
▶ “Dragonfare” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/41JJvNw23lGbYOAcdHcOHQ
▶ “Dragonfare” on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/dragonfare-a-fairy-tale-ep/1684104140
And now for something slightly different! I wrote and recorded a short story and the legendary Hildegard von Blingin’ created accompanying music and soundscape for you to immerse yourself in.
I’d love to write a full novel about these characters someday – Nefarya has many adventures ahead of her! – but in the meanwhile here’s the truth of her past.
Since my fairy tale twists have been enjoyed billions of times worldwide, I hope you’ll also love this fun new story, featuring princesses, magic, and (you guessed it!) dragons.
** CREDITS **
Written & Read By: Whitney Avalon
Music & Soundscape By: Hildegard Von Blingin’ @Hildegardvonblingin
Additional Audio Editing By: Lizzie Goldsmith
Art: 1920 work by Virginia Frances Sterrett
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If you’re reading this, comment “This is so enchanting! 😉” below.
7:: FISCHL vs MONA: Genshin Impact Princess Rap Battle (Anna Akana, Briana White, Whitney Avalon)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 30.12.2022 13:45:33 Fischl and Mona’s quest? Today, it’s a #PrincessRapBattle! This video is sponsored by #GenshinImpact. https://genshinimpact.com
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6PO1sEZlGjUAaNxrlpF4wl
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/fischl-vs-mona-princess-rap-battle-single/1663096384
Katheryne (Whitney Avalon) sets up two high-powered teams of adventurers for a rap battle, led by Fischl (Briana White) and Mona (Anna Akana) within the magical world of the imaginative game Genshin Impact! #HoYoFair #HoYoFair2023
Press/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Director, Katheryne: Whitney Avalon https://instagram.com/whitneyavalon
Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett https://instagram.com/thestevegossett
Mona: Anna Akana https://www.instagram.com/annaakana
Fischl: Briana White https://www.instagram.com/itsbrianawhite
Jean: Karalynn Dunton https://www.instagram.com/karalynndunton
Barbara: Kelsey Marie Edwards https://www.instagram.com/kelseymarieedwards
Klee: Kim Dalton https://www.instagram.com/kim.dalton
Lisa: Dani Scott https://www.instagram.com/highdefreckles
Voice of Oz, Craft Service: Jonathan Regier https://www.instagram.com/jonathanregier
Producers: Libby Ward, Billy Brenner
Composer: Dirty Hollywood
Recording Engineer, Mix, Master: James Thompson
Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton
1st AC: Robby Marino
2nd AC: David Trinidad
Gaffer: Andrea Sachs
Key Grip: Robert Quinn
G&E Swing: Lucas Villa
Post PA: Michael Sullivan
BTS Videographer: Jessica Gallant
Still Photographer: Robert Tapaltsyan
1st AD: TC De Witt
Production Coordinator: Corinna Wagner-Smith
Costume Designers: Tara Reich, Hana Hart, Kayley Johnson
Make-Up Department Head: Rebecca Lee Castro
Make-Up: Lizzy Polanco
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Production Designer: Johnson Cooley
Art Department: John Hastie, Hannah Gonzalez
Art Department Assistant: Jimmy Ambrose, Nikki Javadi, Matthew Crouchley, Drew Gibbs
Art Consultant: Jonathan Thierault
Playback, PA: Andy Loud
Fabricator: Rachel Burson
Puppeteer, PA: Jim Burzelic
PA: Rod Kim
VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle
Special Thanks: Elizabeth Osterwich, Moby's Coffee, Fonco Studios
** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
If you made it all the way to here, comment either “Team Fischl!” or “Team Mona!” below.
8:: Friday | Rebecca Black | 1920s Big Band Style (w/ Ali Spagnola)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 11.11.2022 17:00:04 ▶ Ali’s outrageous channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/alispagnola
✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/friday-1920s-big-band-style-single/1653631722
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3p57UqTVhvd0mJMeiG5iqD
What if Rebecca Black’s infamous song Friday were from the 1920s, with a live 11-piece big band?! HOP IN THE BUCKET WITH THESE TWO SWANKY CANARIES AND LET’S FIND OUT, KID!
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Singer: Ali Spagnola (https://instagram.com/alispagnola, https://alispagnola.com)
Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Grip & Electric: Ryan Magennis
Editor: Claire Wiley
Music Arranger*: Elliot Deutsch
Mixer: Jason Lee
Saxophones: Will Vargas
Trumpets: Elliot Deutsch
Trombones: Robert Todd, Jr.
Piano: Scott Healy
Upright Bass: Brian Ward
Drums: Greg Sadler
*based on the original by Jey & Wilson
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “Whoopee! This song is the bee’s knees!“ below.
9:: BLOOPERS & BTS (WTF 2020s ft. Thomas Lennon) *explicit*
01.01.1970 01:00:00 05.11.2022 16:01:14 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Watch “WTF 2020s” https://youtu.be/JJRyyQ9_6eo
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF
** CAST **
Thomas Lennon (https://instagram.com/thomaslennon, https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502073/)
Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Hair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
1st AC: Alejandro Echevarria
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac Lachenbruch
Sound Mixer: Will Kioultzopoulos
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
PA: Rene Peraza
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “Thomas Lennon is a national treasure!” below (because it’s true.)
10:: 💀🦇🎃 HALLOWEEN HALLO-STREAM! 👻🍬🧛
01.01.1970 01:00:00 30.10.2022 23:26:42
11:: WTF 2020s?! w/ Thomas Lennon (Funny Song for an Awful Decade) *explicit*
01.01.1970 01:00:00 08.10.2022 14:59:37 ✨ Alt ending here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225
▶ Bloopers & behind the scenes: https://youtu.be/I6nXUdJes_U
Thomas Lennon and Whitney Avalon sing about how the decade is going.
After releasing “WTF 2020?!” https://youtu.be/zCsVp6hRTsA around Christmas two years ago, I’d hoped life would improve so much that I’d never have to make a sequel. But here we are, with the expanded follow-up starring glorious 3-time Emmy nominee Thomas Lennon! The WTF Cinematic Universe continues to grow. :)
Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #ThomasLennon #Comedy #Duet
** CAST **
Thomas Lennon (https://instagram.com/thomaslennon, https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502073/)
Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
** CREW **
Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’Connell
Producer: Vicki Syal at Pollution Studios
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Hair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
1st AC: Alejandro Echevarria
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac Lachenbruch
Sound Mixer: Will Kioultzopoulos
Assistant Editor: Samuel Richardson
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
PA: Rene Peraza
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
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** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
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12:: BABY YODA SONG | Grogu, Ahsoka, Mandalorian parody Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
01.01.1970 01:00:00 07.05.2022 16:21:32 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nCI7AExL3Q73iEvX6IhVW
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/gaston-ahsoka-mandalorian-style-single/1622473921
I adore Grogu / Baby Yoda so much that I could not rest until I’d created an entire parody music video of Ahsoka and Din Djarin singing his praises to the tune of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast! Please enjoy this Star Wars + classic Disney mashup.
Of course, huge shout-outs to Ashley Eckstein (who voiced Ashoka) and Rosario Dawson (who played live-action Ahsoka) as well as the thousands of creatives who made The Mandalorian, Star Wars in general, and the original Beauty and the Beast!!! It was an honor to be airbrushed orange to salute their brilliance.
Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #StarWars #BeautyAndTheBeast #Parody
** CAST **
Ahsoka: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon
Mandalorian – Voice: Evan Gregory of The Gregory Brothers https://www.youtube.com/c/gregorybrothers https://www.youtube.com/c/songify
Mandalorian – On-Screen: David Odom of The Warp Zone https://www.youtube.com/c/TheWarpZone https://www.instagram.com/mr.spodom
Grogu – Puppeteer: Danny Montooth https://www.instagram.com/dmontooth https://www.twitch.tv/perceptionstudio
** CREW **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon
Producer: Kristen Brancaccio
Orchestrator*: Cristián R. Villagra
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Production Designer: Rachelle Flauta
VFX Supervisor: James Okuley
Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel
Filmed at: Pollution Studios
Colorist: Michael Schatz at RKM Studios
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
1st AC: Ryan Magennis
Grip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Chaz Moore
Art Department Assistant: Olivia Bailey
Mandalorian Costumer: Brian Fisher
Assistant Editor: Alex Wolf
PA: Chandler Berg
*based on the original by Alan Menken & Howard Ashman
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** LYRICS **
Grogu and I can feel each other’s thoughts.
Grogu?
Yes. That’s his name.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Grogu
Emotions confused and entwined
I wish it were easy to free you, Grogu
From all of the fears in your mind
There’s no little guy as resilient as you
Your aptitude surely could grow
Some day there’ll be no one as brilliant as you
Or you might choose to stay with Mando
No one’s cute like Grogu
Mostly mute like Grogu
Only comes to the top of your boot like Grogu
Though you’re currently a neutral player
Perfect, a pure padawan
Once you’re trained by a Cal, Mace, or Leia
We’d soon see which side you would prove to be on
No one brawls like Grogu
Sells out dolls like Grogu
Loves to levitate your shiny balls like Grogu
I’m not singing, I don’t like participating
Great! Concentrate on Grogu
Two seasons down
How many more?
Grogu is the star
People are watching for
No one tries like Grogu
Has huge eyes like Grogu
No one’s blood is a sought-after prize like Grogu
Though it’s truly a pleasure to meetcha
You’ve potential like I’ve rarely seen
I am not the right person to teach ya
By all definitions you’re currently green – get it?
When I looked away, he ate four froggy eggs
Which I quickly condemned and chastised
But later, I think he ate five froggy eggs
Though at least they were unfertilized
Ooof - no one snacks like Grogu
has our backs like Grogu
Will force choke anyone who attacks like Grogu
I never thought I’d have to babysit, but
This is the way
He’s my foundling, my stray
Till he’s safe and we’ve won
He’s my child, my son
The lone wolf and his cub
Finding joy and yub nub
So though I have to bid you adieu
There’s no need to be glum, let’s see what he’ll become
And his name’s G-R-O…
G-R-O-O-T… no, wait…
G-R-O-G-U-real soon…
I’m still gonna call him “kid”
Groguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Come do a cameo on my show
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13:: SPACE BEES | Felicia Day, Burl Moseley, Joey Richter, Whitney Avalon, NASA's Universe of Learning!
01.01.1970 01:00:00 29.03.2022 15:06:00 I had the honor of working with NASA’s Universe of Learning on the Astrophysics Variety Hour, a project that takes you channel-surfing through the galaxy! Watch the whole show now at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LVWqPMmf0g – this is just one segment! The main video also includes many live-action segments starring some of my favorite actors plus an original song performed by Rachel Bloom.
** ASTROPHYSICS VARIETY HOUR CREDITS **
Starring: Felicia Day
Featuring: Whitney Avalon, Rachel Bloom, Andre Boyer, Lauren Lopez, Burl Moseley, Alyssa Preston, Joey Richter, Clayton Snyder, and Wil Wheaton – as well as dozens of real exoplanet scientists!
Creator & Writer: Tim Pyle
Additional Writing: Whitney Avalon
Executive Producers: Anya Biferno, Lynn Cominsky, Kathleen Lestition, Denise Smith, Gordon K. Squires
Producers: Kenneth Kolb, Janice Lee
Creative Producer: Whitney Avalon
Directors: Whitney Avalon, Tim Pyle
Directors of Photography: Keith Miller, Merlin Showalter
Make-Up and Hair Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Austin Evans, Roxanne McDanel, Kayle Williams
Visual Effects, CG Modeling & Animation: Tim Pyle
Additional Animation (Exoplanet Song): Juan Carlos Vargas
Additional CG Modeling: Keith Miller
Produced at Caltech/IPAC by the IPAC Communications & Education team for NASA’s Universe of Learning https://universe-of-learning.org
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14:: BLOOPERS & BTS (Without a Paddle, Oedipus Rex)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 29.12.2021 17:14:31 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Watch “Without a Paddle (A Tribute to Schitt's Creek)” https://youtu.be/GmnGbe4aqnY
▶ Watch “Oedipus Rex” https://youtu.be/LaCsgZp8M3c
** WITHOUT A PADDLE CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (https://www.bencohenguitar.com/)
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
** OEDIPUS REX CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Additional Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator*, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell (https://www.ryanomusic.com)
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West Props: Kim Brunner
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*based on the original by Tom Lehrer (https://tomlehrersongs.com)
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15:: Holding Out for a Hero | Medieval Bardcore Style | Hildegard von Blingin’ & Whitney Avalon
01.01.1970 01:00:00 30.09.2021 15:00:06 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ https://www.youtube.com/hildegardvonblingin Hildegard’s marvelous channel, full of beautiful medieval versions of popular songs!
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3Ziu9rEYYmUxccDF47GPPY
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/holding-out-for-a-hero-medieval-bardcore-style-single/1588144614
Watch on the biggest screen you can – there are SO many fun little details in the animation!
We’ve been working on this project since summer 2020, well before the TV series LOKI included this song in a renaissance faire scene. Synchronicity!
** CREDITS **
New Lyrics, Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon
New Lyrics, Producer, Music Track, Singer: Hildegard von Blingin’
Animation: OOF Animation (Ana Stefaniak & Ignatz Johnson Higham) https://www.oofanimation.co.uk/
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
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** LYRICS **
[HILDEGARD] Whither have the worthy gone, oh, where is fair Gawain?
Where is gallant Galahad to take the bridle rein?
[WHITNEY] Is there not a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and I dream of what I need
[H] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the night
I pray he be hale
Wingèd of heel
And newly return’d from the fight
[W] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning light
He must be assur’d
E’er true to his word
With a wit that will thrill and excite
Thrill and excite
Erelong at the witching hour within my reverie
Somewhere just beyond the veil someone reacheth out for me
[H] Racing on a courser and clad in gleaming mail
I shall answer none but he who bringeth me the grail
[W] Aaah, I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the night
Could I but afford
My very own sword
I would not require his might
[H] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning light
By god was he blessed
E’er true to his quest
A man of whom Chaucer will write
[W] Up where the dragons glide near heaven above
Out on a storm-tossed odyssey
Verily doth a saintly champion ride toward me
[H] Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain
The plague, and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
[BOTH] I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the end of the night
I pray he be hale
Wingèd of heel
And newly return’d from the fight
I need a hero
I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the morning light
A knight, not a pawn
A true paragon
With armor and eyes shining bright
I need a hero
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16:: My Very Favorite Hymn | Beautiful Worship Song "He Flies" | Church of FSM
01.01.1970 01:00:00 28.08.2021 16:46:14 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0B0pEEErvtIv901N94oiKL
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/es/album/he-flies-a-hymn-to-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-single/1587956688
I don’t talk about religion much, but I hope this brings you comfort the way it does for me.
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Writer, Producer, Performer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix/Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Jake Lloyd Bacon
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
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** “HE FLIES” LYRICS **
I have felt all of my life
The love of our creator
Who delivers us from strife
Our true north navigator
There is grace in this belief
In knowing what is right
That my life, however brief,
Is guided by his light
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He is right here in my heart and there on high
With his perfect pair of giant googly eyes
I know he sees all that I do, can't be surprised
He's a spaghetti monster and you bet he flies
When I think about his blessing
My faith is hotter than a cinder
And when others say we’re guessing
I just strap on my colander
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He will never ask you to be circumcised (no, no)
Do not question his grand plan for he is wise
Reassure your friends whenever someone dies
He's a spaghetti monster and he surely flies
He's a spaghetti monster and he flies
He is floating up there sauce-tossed in the skies
Dress piratical and don't apologize
I have felt his noodles hold me when I cried
He's a spaghetti monster
He's our spaghetti monster
Trust and obey the monster
For I know that he still flies
R'amen!
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17:: BLOOPERS & BTS (WTF 2020, Too Honest Lullaby) *explicit*
01.01.1970 01:00:00 27.07.2021 17:47:44 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Watch “WTF 2020” https://youtu.be/zCsVp6hRTsA
▶ Watch “Too Honest Lullaby” https://youtu.be/z_4uDYl-bZY
** WTF 2020 CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
** TOO HONEST LULLABY CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon
Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Set Design Consultant: Kim Brunner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
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18:: Cruella sings ‘Cruella de Vil’ + her own version! (Disney parody)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 26.05.2021 15:51:48 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5R5xKXI9nkQ3MZeG0N0uXU
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/album/cruella-sings-cruella-de-vil-cover-single/1569696969
Will Cruella sing her eponymous song in the new Disney movie? Almost certainly not, which is why I put her devilish spin on it here -- and even had her write her own boastful version!
This seems like a good time to mention I've been vegan for 20+ years, unlike Ms. de Vil. :)
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Cruella: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. Villagra
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Costume Designer: Tiana Brinton
Production Designer: Kim Brunner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Wig Stylist: Jessica Mills
Colorist: Pierce Cook
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*based on the original by Mel Leven
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** LYRICS **
Oh, I’ve heard that song about me and I have a few thoughts.
Cruella de Vil
Cruella de Vil (what?)
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will (yes!)
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella de Vil
At first you think
Cruella is the devil (it’s de-VILL, darling)
But after time has worn
Away the shock (gasp)
You come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock! (well)
This vampire bat (I wish)
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released (ha)
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella de Vil
I probably will sue for libel, but in the meantime I’ve made some lyrical improvements. Listen, I was in La La Land.
Cruella de Vil
Cruella de Vil
She’s a venus flytrap
You’re a daffodil
Her killer instinct
Is a polished skill
Estella, er, Cruella de Vil
A villain or not?
Revolt or despair?
Nothing’s black and white
Except for her hair!
She’ll change her fortunes
By sheer force of will
Look out for Cruella de Vil
At first you think
Cruella is a model (oh, thank you)
But after you have seen
The clothes she makes
You’ll come to understand
Her future will be grand
In life and driving
Never hit the brakes
An orphan alone
Born brilliant and bad
She loves making trouble
A little bit mad
The world was such
A foolish place until
Cruella de Vil
I may be odd, darling, but I always get even.
The world was such
An awful place until
Cruella, Cruella, Cruella, Cruella de Vil
I love animals! With fries on the side.
The world was such
A boring place until
Cruellaaaaaaa, oh, Cruella de Vil
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19:: Billie Eilish | Bad Guy | Addams Family style (Whitney Avalon)
01.01.1970 01:00:00 30.04.2021 15:36:49 ✨ Secret stuff here: https://whitneyavalon.com/secrets
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4049dwcuYRyC7FbfGAQ50t
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/bad-guy-addams-family-style-single/1564548637
I’ve always loved Wednesday Addams – and not just because we have the same initials! But somehow I’d never put my twist on her as a character. So here she is, singing a parody of another edgy gal’s hit song “Bad Guy,” for you!
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Wednesday: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Orchestrator*: Cristián R. Villagra
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
VFX Supervisor, Thing: James Okuley
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
*based on the original by Billie Eilish & Finneas O’Connell https://youtu.be/DyDfgMOUjCI
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** LYRICS **
Lightning is always such a buzz
Sleepin’ just like a vampire does
Creepin’ around your house because
I spread some gasoline
My food might play with me instead
My family loves to wake the dead
None of my dolls deserve a head
Let’s test the guillotine!
So you’re a nice kid
Not a single vice kid
Boring as white rice kid
I won’t tell you twice kid
I’m that dark type
Chaos, gloom, and snark type
Circle like a shark type
Gonna leave a mark type
Am I the bad guy? Huh
I would say my interests are just different from yours
I’m not a bad guy
I like it when I’m in control
Bury some strangers in a hole
Let’s hide those stop signs that we stole
Close your eyes, open wide
My mommy always finds her light
Pugsly is good with dynamite
Thing is a handful in a fight
Want some more cyanide?
So you're a sweet kid
Just can’t take the heat kid
Boppin’ to the beat kid
Truth is you’re dead meat kid
I am spooky
Creepy and so kooky
Altogether ooky
No it’s not a fluke, see?
Am I the bad guy? Huh
The true evils of the world are colonialist hegemony and pink glitter, so…
Depends on what you mean by bad, bad
It’s been Addamses all along
I like a haunted book
I see you’re pretty shook by how far I’ll go
Everyone’s scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what they see
But maybe it's 'cause I'm holding this crossbow
I’m the bad guy? Fine
I’ll be the bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
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20:: 🎵 TWISTED THERAPY (Oedipus Rex | Tom Lehrer | Cover Song) 🎵
01.01.1970 01:00:00 27.03.2021 17:08:27
21:: BLOOPERS & BTS (Whitney’s Big Umbrella ft. Kelly Vrooman & Joey Richter) *explicit*
01.01.1970 01:00:00 20.02.2021 17:59:20